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Penile servitude
It turns out they did get the sugar, but it was a little untidily heaped in the bowl, so, you know...Bad interns get spanked. Good interns get spanked and made to wear little lacy panties too.I had to...
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Subtexts
You know, people think owning a doctor is just an easy way to get a lot of money, but it can be a lot of work whipping them through all those years of medical school. I wonder how they do work around...
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Sexual repression
I have my testosterone levels checked twice a year. They've never found any yet, but you can't be too careful about these things.I'm delighted to say my SO reaches orgasm every time she has sex. I...
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You made a life out of hurting me
Well, a career anyway. (warning: link is DSFW*)*Disappointingly safe for work.Yeah, just do whatever comes naturally. She doesn't mind.Apparently, onset of the male menopause can occur as early as...
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Honourable ladies
...but of course they all are, are they not?Ah well. Back to real life.I once asked a domme for a session where I'd be treated with total contempt and indifference. I paid her the session fee in...
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Bah humbug
Twas the night before Christmas, and Servitor’s planTo come up with a themed post had failed – stupid man.No Santa-esque dommes, or cruel Christmas contraptionsHad he, so he just posted 12 normal...
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Almost... but not quite
That's not a reference to what I got for Christmas (although actually startingly accurate in that regard too!).No, it's time for another batch of 'Turning Points' captions. Situations, which are...
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Obeisance
Oh, OK. I thought we'd barely started. Never mind.Well... it is a big decision to take. So it's a good thing she's already taken it.He'll probably mess it up, he's such a moron. Just think what a...
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Out with the old...
... in with the younger, sexier and less fucking annoying - as my SO likes to say.This year She's decided that my new year's resolutions will remain Her own secret. Pretty exciting! She's going to...
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Fiction: Boundaries
[There's a general disclaimer to the right over there about the factual accuracy of this blog (zero), but just for the avoidance of doubt - and because I would never, ever want to put someone off...
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Bring me to my knees
Mistress Chrissie always does.Witchcraft? Oh what nonsensApparently, they've just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether. My SO has arranged for me to have it next week...
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Baby it's cold outside
...but not quite cold enough yet for me to be allowed to sleep in the house. Never mind. Here are some wintrish captions.It's a bit cruel of her, to focus so much on the depressing news of our...
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Fun, fun, fun. In the sun, sun, sun.
After last Friday's shivery Saturnalia, here are some sunny-themed captions to warm the hearts and bottoms of any males spending the long dark winter nights in an unheated kennel.He could protest....
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Her aim is true
Girls with guns! Babes with bazookas! Ladies with lethal weaponry! Women with weapons! Femmes with firearms! Honeys with hunting rifles! Goddesses with...erm... guided missiles? That's today's...
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Gynarchy for the UK
It's coming some time...maybe.All these are to be read out in a Bri-ish accent, orright?Don't worry - she'll give her one more chance. She's quite forgiving really. She's just cross because she's got...
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Male order brides
Another themed post! Mainly so that I can deliver the excruciatingly weak pun in the title. But nonetheless... brides, we gottem. Or, more accurately, they gottus. Well, it's not a very traditional...
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Abjective reality
He could try offering her all his money. Oh hang on - he did that already.Gender sensitivity training. I've tried and I am very sensitive indeed to women's concerns. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't...
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A sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Sometimes I link to 80s British music at the start of these posts, and it's only just struck me that never once so far have I featured the greatest band to come out of the UK in the last - oh, fifty...
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Repressed sexuality
It's the best kind, as long as the right person is doing the repressingI can't remember - but it was 'maggot' very soon after, that's for sure. The magnificent Gigi Allens, of course. She's been...
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Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
...and isn't that great? Warning: safe for work video after the link.But what if he never gets to like it? Hmm. Not sure she's thought this one through. Don't even ask what the chicken mask is for....
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