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Hyperaggressive femininity
Sometimes, it's not the joke but how you tell it. I can always get my SO to laugh in session by telling a long joke, as long as I'm screaming and pleading hysterically for mercy as I try to get the...
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Domme-splaining
And don't worry if you find yourself crying at night, miserable, love-lorn and alone, OK? Cos she's fine with that too. You don't want to be one of those men that just satisifies his own sexual desire...
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Blonde justice
Yes. Someone needs to let her know that you just can't get a toilet bowl really clean by licking it, either. Will you tell her, or shall I?Mmmm... nine-and-a-half times the fun! I'm not generally a...
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Back to his place
That seems very cruel. My own SO is much kinder - she's got me on a diet consisting almost entirely of fatty bacon sandwiches and chocolate cake! Yum. She wants me to take up smoking too. She's...
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Simple instructions
Of course, if you're fetish happens to be 'working all the hours there are in a mindnumbingly dull office job to earn money for her to spend on male prostitutes' then you've really hit the jackpot...
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Subjugated
Ah... reminds me of my collaring ceremony. It happened right here, actually, not three feet away from where I am crouching right now.I'm very aware of sexism in the workplace, being one of the more...
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Losing my religion
OK, so my bitlocked external drive has had a bit of an old crash and makes nasty clicky grindy noises when it tries to go (and there is no way I am taking that particular collection of corrupted files...
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Effortless superiority
Oh well. Being beaten by Simon's no fun, but there'll be other guests who want a go too, so...It's good when fetishes are complementary* like that. A friend of mine went on a date with a girl he...
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Helplessly devoted
When you wake up I'm sure you'll feel quite different.Looks like some language lessons are in order! It's good of Mike to make sure she's satisfied before he has his fun. He's thoughtful like that.It...
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Unrequited contempt
It's always best to ask women in advance what they want. Imagine how awful it would be to spend an hour or two every day for a year writing 36,500 lines only to find out she'd really have preferred...
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If voting changed anything....
Generally this blog doesn't comment on political or topical events but...but... is there anyone out there who still thinks it's a good idea to let men vote? I mean, really? Could there be better...
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Happy Hathaday!
Thirty-four today and still stopping hearts! Happy Hathaday to all the blog's regular readers.I'm personally quite excited (well, as excited as the steel tube will let me) about Anne's new film,...
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Pay to obey
I do.Just remember to tell yourself that he's just as humiliated by this as you are, OK?Don't listen to them. There's plenty of kinky three-way sex in your future - it's one of the most popular...
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Domestic violence
I want readers of this blog to be quite clear: I am totally opposed to domestic violence. Luckily for me, She isn't.She's not a morning person. Nor was he before he got married, come to think of it....
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So a domme, her gimp and her money pig walk into a bar...
Yeah, I wanna report a missing sub.You know – submissive? Like a slave?Well of course consensual. Actually he begged.OK, so he went missing this morning. We kind of left him in the forest and then...
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Subjugated
I think you might be about to experience a consciousness-lowering session.I'm impressed she's still got the energy after a 10-hour flight. Stewardesses are amazing, don't you think?At one point I lived...
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Lap of honour
She uses a system of rewards and penalties. Some days, when you've done particularly well, you're rewarded by not being penalised.I wasn't a service oriented submissive when I started out, but my SO...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an...
You might want to pay particular attention to the inflight safeword briefing.Damn. Maybe we could play backgammon instead?If it's any consolation, Jerry's no happier about it than you are, In fact,...
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I worked eleven hours and bought the girl some flowers
Makes it all worthwhile (trigger warning: link contains scenes of male equality and ordinary life).It's amazing how much easier the invention of electricity has made these simple tasks. In the old days...
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Mistress of arts
Women, eh? You can't just straight-out discuss something, she has to set up the whole situation just right to 'discuss it'. Oh well. Better humour her.That's a very wide hole. Still, maybe there are...
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