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| Oh well. Being beaten by Simon's no fun, but there'll be other guests who want a go too, so... |
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| It's good when fetishes are complementary* like that. A friend of mine went on a date with a girl he really fancied, who turned out to have a castration fetish - and that just wasn't his thing at all. So he hasn't dated her since. Or anyone, come to think of it. Sad, really. |
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| Of course, it's not just about penis length. Girth matters too. |
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| Crush fetish again! |
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| Oh. OK. (Damn!) |
* Now come on, EditorDomme! Is there another fetish blog anywhere on the Internet that knows the difference between complementary and complimentary? As you know I take (and ocasionally receive) a lot of pains over my grammar. I could of just written any old rubbish, but I choose my words with care.
Note: due to technical incompetence out of my control, I don't have a good record of which captions I posted between July and October this year (and I am not looking through all the blog posts to check...). So any males reading this who see a caption they've seen here before can do some work, for once in their lazy, feckless lives, and let me know in the comments.