After last Friday's shivery Saturnalia, here are some sunny-themed captions to warm the hearts and bottoms of any males spending the long dark winter nights in an unheated kennel.
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| He could protest. After all, you need to be careful not to spend too much time in the sun, if you have sensitive skin. On the other hand, you really don't want to piss these two girls off if you have sensitive skin, either, come to think of it. |
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| Go on. What have you got to lose? |
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| How about that? She noticed you! |
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| If it stings him on the penis, it could swell up to three times its normal size. So, hey - six inches at last! There's that to look forward to. |
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| That's actually not the worst of it. Just a few months ago, he congratulated the coffee boy at work for being the only person he knew who could make coffee the way he liked it, the way his wife did. Plus, he's about to be drowned, of course. So it's a bad day all round, really. |
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| Not actually summer, but they are about to get nice and warm. Twice a day, on a regular cycle. |
