Mistress Chrissie always does.
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| Witchcraft? Oh what nonsens |
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| Apparently, they've just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether. My SO has arranged for me to have it next week - wasn't that thoughtful of her? |
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| Could be the solution to our over-stretched prison service. I happen to know several ladies in London who own cells, cages and suchlike - they should get in touch with the Home Office, offer to help out. |
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| She does extras. Tip her enough and she'll even fake laughing at your jokes. |
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| She's making mushroom surprise. |