Another themed post! Mainly so that I can deliver the excruciatingly weak pun in the title. But nonetheless... brides, we gottem. Or, more accurately, they gottus.
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| Well, it's not a very traditional service, that's all I can say. Shouldn't the lady giving you away be the one to lead you out on the leash? |
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| You're a special little snowflake. And she's the sun. |
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| Honestly - now you've ruined the honeymoon surprise. Well... one of them. |
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| You're not going to be kissing the bride at the end of the ceremony either. |
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| What is it with dominant women and grammar? Precision in language is important, sure, but its not the only thing that matters is it? |