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Slap happy
You know what you deserve... but here are some pervy pictures instead.Oh I do hope I get to wear that one. And paying them for it. And thanking them afterwards. And then in a few months doing it all...
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No, it’s not part of a psychological game. I really am a serial killer. The dominatrix thing is just a trick. You'll be my 17th victim.You see, I used to have to go out and try to capture men…but...
View ArticleA turning point
Many of you seem to like the series 'turning points': captioned images of situations that are not exactly femdom. But could be. Like this.Anyway, in the same theme here is one of those little stories...
View ArticleIt was 50 years ago tomorrow
Do you see what I did, there? No? Oh. Well you should get out less, then. Watch more TV. Oh - and a bonus one (doesn't count as one of the five, because the picture quality is poor):
View ArticleFamous for more than 15 minutes
Oh hey! How are you! Wow, I guess I haven’t seen you since – Well, yeah. I guess you could call it ‘that’ date. The date from hell, huh?Oh but look, I’m kinda glad I ran into you. I mean, you must...
View ArticleBut when you are tied to your mother's apron...
As I'd love to be...still, this blog talks about castration anyway. Quite a lot, actually.Sometimes, they are even the same aspect of the same place. That's a relief. It would be a bit embarassing...
View ArticleAfter school activities
Hi Honey!Listen – Miranda called today. You remember she started teaching at that new school? That’s right. Sex education for a class of seventeen year-old girls. I mean, can you imagine!Anyway, she...
View ArticleSpecial pleading
...it's her favourite sort.It's best to take it bit by bit. Remember, Ladies, you can always have another go and take off a few more IQ points if he's still uppity, but if you hold on too long and...
View ArticleReunited
It’s so cool to see the two of you again, after all these years. So -while she's stepped out of the room, how are things between you and Fiona? Hey? Still great? You were always, like, this perfect...
View ArticleEnthralled
enthrall (v.) also enthral"to hold in mental or moral bondage," 1570s, from en- (1) "make, put in" + thrall. Literal sense is from 1610s. Kinky etymology. You only get it here. Don't you? I think she...
View ArticleA lucky break
Hi Sweetie! Listen, I met someone you used to work with, last night. I mean, before you lost your job. One of Rob’s friends. Brad – somebody? Yes, that’s right. Tall guy, very good-looking. Was...
View ArticleFrankly, Mistress, spank me
The title of course, yet another attempt to gain a veneer of artistic respectability by quoting someone with talent, in this case The Smiths.The song speaks to me, though, and especially this line:...
View ArticleShe knows if you've been bad or good
So be bad, for goodness' sake! Try to look more pleased. She went to all that effort, after all. It works on the opposite principle from the usual ones. Every day, another slave is locked in. Then...
View ArticleWhen the godesses wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
True on so many levels. I hope you had a good Christmas. I don't know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and 'scheduled' it weeks in advance. In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid...
View ArticleComing out
A lot of people live secret lives, hiding their true selves away, fearful of mocking and misunderstandings. I've certainly done that for decades - decades too long, I would say. Well, I've made a...
View ArticleNew year, same old...
Actually, in most conversations it's good to have a hairbrush handy. Just in case. Quite right. What's the worst that can happen? I don't know who this lady is, but if anyone does, please let me...
View ArticleTaking responsibility
Mr Carter?Oh - you prefer "Billie"? OK - hi Billie.I don't know if you remember me? I'm your anaesthetist.Anaesthetist. Do you know what an anaesthetist is?No? Well - do you remember before you...
View ArticleStrictly factual
OK, time for a new series. And I hope at least some of you like it, because I've done loads of these, and I'll post more some time...OWKfacts, that's they are. Interesting, and little-known (because...
View ArticleCrawling to learn
Oh, we do. We do. Isn't this picture wonderful? Women eh? Can never make their minds up, silly things. Not many calories in the dirt on the soles of her shoes, alas. I can't stand those mens...
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