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Damned lies and sadistics
Guys need to be kept busy, preferably with female oversight, or their attention wanders. There's no one right way to do it. It could be anything from meticulous housework for that one special lady,...
View ArticleA kiss on the boot
...may be quite deferential. But diamonds...Double what he himself would normally have to pay, that is. So about six times the going rate for a 'normal' client. But he does get to keep the shoes...
View ArticleTwelve honest women
All rise for her Ladyship! This court is now in session.Members of the jury. You have now heard all of the evidence in this case, as well as the summing-up arguments of the defense, so eloquently...
View ArticlePretty woman don't make me cry
What's that? Oh, I ticked 'make me cry' on the session negotiation form? Oh yes, so I did. Sorry, my mistake: go ahead then. Just hand me the lipstick and stand aside, little lady. I got this.Very...
View ArticleSuperior sex
She is it, and she also has it.Perhaps you should discuss her salary expectations soon, as I think right now they are increasing rapidly.She uses 'cruelty free' cosmetic products but I'm afraid that...
View ArticleWith every intention of surrendering to fifty-foot women
Oh and the pain is so sweet.Yay, it's another science fiction special! Yay...? He does. He's actually a very unpleasant human being. Believe me: I've known him for over 50 years.
View ArticleSavage sirens
It's your own fault: what you get for abusing her kindheartedness. Good thing they had the bat with them. They usually bring it along on their walks, though - just in case it might come in handy....
View ArticlePunitive pleasures
She's right, of course. She puts a lot of effort into giving feedback and making sure the overall messages of the review are clear. So you'll get a lot out of it. She appreciates obsequious upward...
View ArticleBeast
Rather uniquely for me, this is a lesbian BDSM tale. No really: it’s not going to be another one of those where it seems to start off with some kind of femsub vibe but then has a (entirely foreseeable)...
View ArticleSavage elegance
... and elegant savagery too. Both are good. She's being remarkably patient with you, but patience has its limits you know. I'm not sure it's entirely sensible to assign such an important task to...
View ArticleTurn it on again
Yes, it's the latest in the increasing desperate series of posts using titles from songs that somehow include a version of the word 'turn'. It's driving me mad, just another way of passing the day.As...
View ArticleDarling, it was simply divine!
Yes, more of those scenes of pre-war femdom. Oh I know it can be bit of a bore at times and absolute murder on the bloody knees, but chin up and bear it, eh? Worse things happen at sea, you know.
View ArticleComeuppances
A lovely word. Rarely used in the plural, but there are some of us that need repeated reminders.Of course, as an employee you are welcome to put forward any criticisms you might have of that policy....
View ArticleSlavish devotion
I don't mind being ice cream coned in public - let's face it, guys, we've all been there - but I do object to having to wait in the queue to buy her another one, with the cream oozing slowly through my...
View ArticleOut of my mind, I am held by the power of you, love
...why do you have to be a ball-breaker? Is it a lesson that I never knew? She's being much too pernickety. If he'd consented to being tied up and gagged then he can be assumed to have consented to...
View ArticleA bit of harmful fun
Some might say it's too late for that but every little helps."Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle." Makes a change...
View ArticleOblivion is all you crave
Goodness me, I remember adoring (and by 'adoring', dear readers, I mean surreptitiously masturbating to) the Robert Palmer video of Addicted to Love when it first came out in 1985. But generally when...
View ArticleStocking fillers
Always such a rush... I mean, you wait all year for Christmas, then... Many submissive men are rather bad at shorthand, which is a shame as most dominant ladiies really enjoy dictating. I once jokily...
View Article″‘You are fettered,’ said Scrooge, trembling. ‘Tell me why?’
Bah humbug. Have some Christmas-themed captions and then that's done for another year, thank goodness.Oh well. Time to pretend socks were the thing you wanted most of all in the world. Don't you hate...
View ArticleDerogatory remarks
Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? I hope so. I didn't, not really. But apparently I got what I needed and what I deserved, which I'm given to understand is actually better for me. So...
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