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 ...may be quite deferential.  But diamonds...


Double what he himself would normally have to pay, that is.  So about six times the going rate for a 'normal' client.  But he does get to keep the shoes and 'normal' clients don't get to keep the lady, so I guess he's ahead.




Very directly.  She'd appreciate short and truthful answers too and frankly you are likely to be gasping and crying out too much to think of (still less articulate) anything complicated.


I think she should just get on with it.  A few little buzzes and he'll almost certainly find that he agrees with her - on this and on everything.



Probably something to do with swimming. Maybe you can ask her about it later - but I'm sure you'll both have better ideas for how to spend your wedding night than reliving old school memories.



I think the phrase he's looking for is "Ma'am yes Ma'am!".



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