Clik here to view.
And I didn't stand a chance
... now listen, honey.Well, I don't like him either, so I suppose we're even.She's right, you know. It's her boyfriends who are insecure in their masculinity, needing to demonstrate it by fucking her...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Then someone falls in love... and someone's beaten up
Actually, those things happened the other way around, but still... best day of my life.No, it's not medical malpractice. His daughters, as the responsible carers, have to approve any unusual...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The seven stages
DenialAngerIndiferent denial, with a warningBargainingDenial with retribution Desperate pleadingAmused denialYou can get an app for it too. Every day, it doesn't remind you.He thought if he told them...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Soft power
Of course, an average can be brought down quite a lot by just one bad review. Especially if that's from the only date you've ever been on.Mmm.... looks like you just became a premium product!...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Reunion
Oh my god. Oh my god – little Bobby Jenkins, as I live and breathe! “Sinatra55” is Bobby Jenkins! Wow. Who'd have guessed! Well, "Sinatra55",as you can see: “Sultry Suzie” from Elegant Escorts is...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Merciless heavens
But don't forget your manners: introduce her to your workmates too, as otherwise they'll feel awkward.Don't worry, she'll give you something later to wash away the nasty taste.Better than those guys...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Sometimes it's hard
...but most of the time it's soft, all safe and sound locked away in its little tube.Women, eh? Can't do anything for themselves!Erm... actually, that is fully erect. Ma'am.It must be tedious being...
View ArticleClik here to view.
What a scorcher!
I just put up a proper post with captions (look down - no not down there, that's disgusting how dare you?, I mean further down the blog pervert... that's right). Anyway, though, go ahead and read that...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The weakness in me
If only you could afford her.The claustrophobes are the easiest to deal with. They just go in the box: no need for spiders, snakes or anything.Who needs a fetish club when you can get what you need at...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The strength of a woman
You know, I've forgotten what I was going to ask about now. Often happens. Oh well.Remarkably, with that sniper rifle she can give herself an orgasm with an man who is anything up to a kilometre...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Denagratrix
Thank goodness for modern anaestheticsSpeaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here's a sweet little move clip I found.I'm encouraged...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Try to see it Her way
...only time will tell if She is right or you are wrong.Not do a good job at 'good vigorous vanilla sex'? Little chance of that, I can assure you! Prepare for the best eleven seconds of your life,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Summer days, drifting away (1)
Annual 'clear out the old captions while Servitor's on holiday' - fest! To coin a snappy phrase. Three captioned images a day, no pointless little additional captions underneath them, and don't even...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Clik here to view.
Summer days, drifting away (7)
Why are the posts being published daily? Why no snarky captions under the snarky images? Why only three pictures each post and why hasn't Servitor replied to the comments?Because it's summer, moron....
View ArticleClik here to view.