Oh my god. Oh my god – little Bobby Jenkins, as I live and breathe! “Sinatra55” is Bobby Jenkins! Wow. Who'd have guessed!
Well, "Sinatra55",as you can see: “Sultry Suzie” from Elegant Escorts is none other than Clarice Hoskins. From class of 2012. Surprise! How about that, huh?
Wow. Just wow. After all these years.
Hey, I guess I haven’t seen you since that night I met you outside the cinema, huh? And listen, I’ve thought about that night a lot, OK? That letter you pressed into my hand? I’m sorry I didn’t reply, but I did read it. I read it a few times, actually, and I tried to write a reply – oh, must have been 15… 20 times? But I just couldn’t find the words – you were the first boy who ever told me he loved me, you know? And there’ve only been one or two since – none of them wrote me a letter like that. Beautiful. And I wanted to tell you how good it made me feel but also somehow tell you you just weren’t my type, not in that way, and when I thought about how you’d feel when you read that I’d just start crying, so… I could never finish the reply. You know how teenagers are.
Yeah. I guess we all have to grow up, huh?
The escort thing? Oh yeah, been doing that a few years now. I mostly just keep it to oral, you know, like you booked? But once you’re with a client, you pretty much have to do what they want, so I’ve done a few things. But I don’t mind.
Look, I’ve got to keep 20% back for the agency, OK? But I can just refund the rest of your fee. No problem. It happens from time to time. Maybe we could just go for a drink – I mean, we’ve got a couple of hours.
What do you mean why do you get a refund? You get a refund because we’re not going to fuck, Bobby, yeah? If I know one thing, it’s that the Bobby Jenkins who wrote Clarice that beautiful letter wouldn’t want to pay her to kneel down in front of him for a meaningless, anonymous blow job. So – no problem. The agency will just credit your card. They won’t ask any questions.
No, really. It's sweet of you, but I don't really need the money just now. I've had a busy week already - I only toook this on because one of the other girls had to go visit her Mom. You keep your money - buy yourself something special, OK?
No. I wouldn't hear of it. There - I've texted the agency to do the refund. End of discussion.
So – how about you, huh? What are you doing with yourself? Guess you must be doing pretty well to afford someone like me, huh? What is it – hedge fund? You were always good at math.