- Denial
- Anger
- Indiferent denial, with a warning
- Bargaining
- Denial with retribution
- Desperate pleading
- Amused denial
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| You can get an app for it too. Every day, it doesn't remind you. |
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| He thought if he told them he was a vicar they'd go easy on him. He was wrong. My friend who's an investment banker had a similar experience but much, much worse. |
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| Fortunately, the balls don't feel like the same thing either. No more worrying about that knee! But there are other things to worry about... |
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| I didn't understand why it had to be so wide, but then I met Richard. |
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| It's a ridiculous fantasy, of course. You can't just chop a man in half and then attach his dismembered body to separate halves of a sex doll. Well... you can, obviously, but not so he continues to live. You'd think she'd have realised that after six tries, the silly thing. |