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Gender imbalance
I won't give away the ending. Oh all right then, I will. The book falls off and he gets the crap beaten out of him with a perspex cane. OK?Now I understand why they make the interns wear shorts.erm......
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Talking heads
Little bit o' politics, bit o' politics... ...and a bonus bit o'diplomacy
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At Her Majesty's displeasure
And she's actually having a lot more heterosexual sex than before the change, so it's all going rather well. The wonderful Mistress Eleise, of course. Do you need the link? I'm sure you've visited her...
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Now do you want to dance or do you want to bite?
...nuffin on the telly...Pet play... of a sort.Shame the marriage went downhill, after what sounds like such a good start.There's nothing she enjoys more than a good, long, hard safeword.No, it didn't....
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Out and about
Well, it's a lovely spring holiday weekend here in Notrealland: the sun is out, the first flowers are blooming and so the muse just couldn't summon up the energy to strike me today*. So rather than...
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Paltego's great 'Femdom Resource' blog has reached 2000 posts. Actually, it has reached 2002 but it has really taken against me or my browser and it's not letting me post comments or at least not...
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Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
... so beat me up before you go goI occasionally have difficulty getting through passport control, admittedly. But I always have a permit to travel signed by a responsible female, so it's OK. The...
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How do I love thee, let me count the strokes and thank you for each one
I wonder if it would be OK to ask for a drink of something to help wash it down.Position 53... 53... erm, like Position 14 but arms crossed, right?Still, I have to say I got my money's worth for the...
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2020 vision
A few of you seemed rather to like the captioned pictures of attractive TV journalists talking about female supremacist politics a few weeks back. So, ever eager to please I've done a few more. But...
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Turnng points again and again
... so much turning it's making me dizzy. Turning points... I usually explain the concept around now... can't be bothered this time and I think most of you know what you like anyway. Click on 'turning...
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Power play
Ah... the abusive dommie-psycho-mommie scene. Part of every domme's standard repertoire. And all you need to get started are some wire coathangers.The previous guy found the smell a bit pungent too....
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Cold as ice cream but still as sweet
...in the weekend mood and she's feeling proud.Maybe when she's finished her croquet game.I have a similar skill - I can usually tell within about 15 seconds of meeting a woman in a public place...
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Dealing with electoral disfunction
I understand as well that we'll shortly be hearing the Court's views on whether mouthsoaping contravenes the 1st amendment. Personally, I don't have an opinion on the subject.
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Every lady shall be exalted
... and every husband and man shall be laid low.You have to ask if you want the built-in sliding cucky drawer, though. It costs extra.Divorce can be painful.My apologies to all of those submissive men...
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Another world is possible
Quite a few of you seem to have liked my posts featuring sneak previews of the Femsuprem candidate's successful election campaign in 2020.I tried getting a few more through my handy fictitious time...
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Violent sexual imagery
... and I just want to check none of you would be terribly offended by that?*I think he might have forgotten, actually. Hope they're not too upset.I'd like to hear the good news, very, very slowly?As...
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Strap, shackle and crop
...it wakes me up every time....and don't forget to say a Hail Mary. She's called Mary.Very economical.A good way for a sub to ensure he never says anything disrespectful is to cultivate a habit of...
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Controlling passions
You can invest in ethical slaves too - taking the pay packets of men working in charity organisations and suchlike. The returns aren't as high, obviously, but you know you're doing good whenever you...
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Delicately brutal
Obviously.Don't worry - you can appeal and if your conviction is overturned, they'll have to pay compensation.Mmmm... debt bondage.It's good that couples can laugh about these things.Art for art's sake.
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Castigation
My secretary at work handles all my appointments too. This evening, for example, I have an appointment to wash her boyfriend's car.Well, she won't find anything down there, believe me! Ridiculous to...
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