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| You can invest in ethical slaves too - taking the pay packets of men working in charity organisations and suchlike. The returns aren't as high, obviously, but you know you're doing good whenever you whip extra performance out of them, not just doing well. |
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| Self-respect is a delusion to which males are often prone. |
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| She's going to want the mess cleaned up and taken away, too. Let's hope she's remembered to bring a little bag this time. |
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| I've heard that a lot of great writers had a habit of getting up early and putting in a good solid four hours writing. Perhaps you could try that. |
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| Probably facing rather a severe dressing down, by the look of it. |