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There's something she forgot to say to you
Celebrate the conscious liberation of the female state!The company has a very strict policy agaimst sexual harassment too. So don't worry about that. If you're groped, or propositioned or demeaned in...
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Mean and nasty and pretty and horrible
Or pinches any other parts for that matter. Ouch. Only eight hours to go, though...Yes, that should work. I certainly wouldn't expect many erections any time soon, anyway.They're very nice shoes...
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Sympathy for his untimely loss
Did you know there are supposed to be five stages of grieving when you lose something precious? These five, specifically.
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Controlling promiscuity after hours
Shame they never made a video for that one. The Stranglers, of course. Who are also famous for a lyric about a woman's clitares*... which one day I will work into a caption as an extremely bad...
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Reminiscence
Really? Oh my god! That must have been, like, so embarrassing! Hey - you know, the same thing happened to my brother? When he was 15? Mom walked in just when he was… well, actually you know, just...
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Female submission month
You know, although it has been going for over five years, there's one topic in the big toybox that is BDSM that this blog has never covered: female submission. I think it's time Contemplating the...
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Normal service
Right, after that little April interlude, this blog will return to its usual subject matter. Or 'object matter' when male submissives feature in the pics. I don't really 'get' maledom anyway, to be...
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Customer services
Yeah, this is FDproducts. What the fuck do you want? What? No, of course we’re not going to exchange it. If it ripped when you tried to put it on, it’s your own fault, isn’t it, you fucking moron? You...
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Mistress and Commander
Celebrating the more militaristic side of our little hobby. Destruction, brutality, war, death... it's sad there are these things in our world, but there's nothing wrong with having a little sexy fun...
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Extra service
Hello, Business Answers? Natalie speaking. How can I help?No, this isn’t actually the Chesham AB Nursery. We’re a business answering service. The person you’re trying to contact… errr ‘Nanny Stern’?...
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Fear and loving
Oh, no. Not Lucy.They do furnish a room.It's a good idea to have it written there on the fridge, to remind you both that it's overdue. I'm sure she'll get round to it, though - no need to nag.Boring...
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Oh, I hope there'll be jellyfish
The servitor who uploads material to this blog will be on an undeserved holiday for the next few weeks. Normally awful service will be maintained, through the magic of 'scheduling' and comments -...
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Simply divine, darling
These things happen. So do canings.Pnk's nice. It's a bit showy but manhide isn't cheap, so why not flaunt it?You have to hold the toungue very still while you do it, basically. And of course, you...
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Humbled in her presence
Of course, for her it'll be very different from having sex with you. Longer... more enjoyable...and more frequent too. Don't worry - it'll be very special for both of you, I am sure.And weekly...
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Adult content warning
Persons proceeding past this point will encounter no genuinely adult content whatsoever, merely juvenile humour and sexual innuendo written by someone with the emotional intelligence of a teenager. You...
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I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her
yet she's so cold. And so's the tub of cream in the bathroom cabinet, if she'll only let me out of this corner to go and get some. Please, Mistress. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.It's not about you,...
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Post-production
The most successful Cruella video? Oh, gotta be Drowning in piss. Seen it have you? Yeah, just about everyone has. It’s funny, ‘cos it actually all came about by accident. The sub was supposed to...
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It's all so calculating (she's got a calculator)
You say you'll never know him, he's an unnatural manIt's not the size anyway, it's what you do with it. And how many times.He can say no, of course. As many times as he likes, actually.She gets...
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The agony and the ecstacy
Well, she seems very nice. Many dommes would be quite angry in such a situation. Up you get.She needs the money to get into the scene, that's all. Don't worry - she's genuinely turned on by fat...
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You've got me pretty deep baby
I can't figure out your watery loveShe can help you deal with feelings of guilt, too.I've never seen the point of masturbation gloves, to be quite honest. I mean why buy a special item of clothing...
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