Persons proceeding past this point will encounter no genuinely adult content whatsoever, merely juvenile humour and sexual innuendo written by someone with the emotional intelligence of a teenager. You have been warned.
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| Let's hope he enjoyed wishes 1 and 2. |
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| Not very politically correct. Perhaps I need to be politically corrected. |
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| Don't worry, she'll give him a 10% discount for all those extra hours. |
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| These gender roles are essentially all social constructs anyway. Why should we have to conform to a role because of what sex we are? What if I choose not to do the housework, hmm? Well... I get tied across a chair and thrashed, obviously. But I could if I wanted to.. and didn't mind the beating. That's the point. |
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| Self-harming is such a waste. When there are people out there who'd love to do it for you. |