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It's all so calculating (she's got a calculator)

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You say you'll never know him, he's an unnatural man

It's not the size anyway, it's what you do with it.  And how many times.



He can say no, of course. As many times as he likes, actually.






She gets through boyfriends quite quickly, I've heard.  Must be a bit fickle, I suppose.  Shame, 'cos she's cute.



Looks good on her, don't you think?  Better than on the donors, I expect.

Actually, there are lots of things they don't approve of men doing. Good job you've got her to protect you.

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