You say you'll never know him, he's an unnatural man
It's not the size anyway, it's what you do with it. And how many times. |
He can say no, of course. As many times as he likes, actually. |
She gets through boyfriends quite quickly, I've heard. Must be a bit fickle, I suppose. Shame, 'cos she's cute. |
Looks good on her, don't you think? Better than on the donors, I expect. |
Actually, there are lots of things they don't approve of men doing. Good job you've got her to protect you. |