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Unoriginal sins

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Don't worry: you'll feel her pain





It probably wouldn't say anything very interesting, to be honest.  Mostly whiny pleading.  They're not missing anything.



Like many male teachers in girls' secondary schools, he often finds himself being the teacher who has to deal with the bullies.




I understand that if you actually open them up, by breaking the flesh from whipping too hard for example, you can void the warranty.  But it doesn't sound like she's done that, so it's probably OK.





She's not a pro-domme, anyway, because to the eternal howls of anguish from love-sick slaves, I believe Lady Sophia Black has retired.

It may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to

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"The band was the inspiration for the phrase "Sleeperbloke", referring to the disparity between the glamorous singer Wener and the other frequently ignored members of the band (who tended to be far more anonymous and stood at the back)"

Quite right too.  On we go.


Oh... the sort of 'discussion' in which my contribution is mainly limited to thanks, apologies and tearful pleading.  OK, I'm good at those.





Thank goodness Billy has a loving wife to look after him.



You need to make sure you shave closely every day.  But that's not so much to ask, is it?



I'm sure she'll want to hold full and frank discussions thoroughly exploring all of their demands, before thrashing out an agreement.



I've tried assuaging my residual Catholic guilt by seeking punishment from dominatrices but for me it just never really works, as I end up having even more sinful thoughts - it's like a never ending cycle of lust, guilt, penance and shame.  I love it.



Oh... and an extra one.  Being for the benefit of Mr Allen.


Lady's man

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I certainly am... well, a lady's boy, anyway.


There's nothing like standing in the corner with a well-smacked bottom on display to give you a sense of perspective.




Her fees are reasonable. She isn't, I'm glad to say.



I tried calling the NHS helpline once, because I thought it would be a turn-on to ask a nurse all sorts of questions about the safety of enemas and how to deal with unwanted erections. The nurse I ended up speaking to was very sympathetic and started taking me through all of the details - but I must somehow have let on that I was just phoning for the sexual turn-on, so it got a bit embarassing after that.  Anyway, he was very nice and we've agreed to meet up some time after lockdown ends, so that ended well.


Sometimes a session starts badly, but I find when that happens the best thing to do is put it behind me and try to enjoy myself, anyway.




Wearing a shock collar can give you a sense of perspective too... along with a lot of very unpleasant electric shocks, obviously.

Unnecessary cruelty

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But the world would be a grey and soul-less place if we only did things that were strictly 'necessary', don't you think?  Sometimes we have to live a little.


Her leadership style is simultaneously 'top down' and 'bottom up' if you can imagine such a thing.*



He thought she'd bought them to present him masturbating.  But that turned out to be the other package she'd had delivered, the heavier one.




Financial domination is a rapidly-growing segment of the economy, in these difficult times.  It's just a more efficient way of giving money to superior ladies, without having to go through all the nonsense of dressing up in fetish clothes, meeting them in person or in any way bothering them.





When you've had enough things slapsplained, oddly enough, you actually find it increasingly difficult to retain  information that has been imparted any other way.  After a really effective slapsplaining session, for instance, I am usually very well informed on the specific matter under discussion, but find it hard to remember my own name or where I am.





Why not both?  Freak pays and fucks off.  It's a win-win-lose, which sounds ideal.





* Very, very long-term readers might notice that I made this joke once before, around 2012 or so, to which I can only reply 'Have you ever considered getting a life?'**

** My own is largely unused, if anyone wants it.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

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To celebrate Bastille Day, let's have some more Regency femdom. The tumbrels and republican principles of the Revolution itself do not lend themselves well to the theme (although I always felt a vague kinship with the sans-culottes) but on the other side of the Channel, the natural order was maintained.

Of course, these are merely modern 'takes' on the period. Fashions in femdom at the time were rather different and would seem strange to us today.  Humiliation play, for example, might involve acting out being introduced at a ball to a duchess and incorrectly addressing her as if she were a mere viscountess, or using the wrong fork for the fish and being gently and gigglingly admonished (or - worse - subjected to a sustained pretence by one's dinner companions not to have noticed!  Oh, the shame).  A 'forced bi' scenario would typically end with some roleplaying the inevitable appearance before local magistrates, followed by branding or even transportation to Australia* for committing unnatural acts.  And of course the gimp suits of the time were made of wool or coarse cloth -unthinkable today but they knew no better.

What's that?  You want me to shut the fuck up and just show you the pictures of hot chicks in empire-line dresses? Oh, OK then.  Sorry.


























* Generally regarded as a hard limit by most scene players today - and indeed very few dommes are even prepared to try it, although I understand Mistress Servalan of Sydney has ocasionally put on demonstrations at BDSM conventions. 

Sorry about this

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Sometimes I do things like this.  It's a compulsion.  It's best just to ignore me.



When I was a lad I fantasised
Of being by a lady with a cane chastised.
I visited a domme and I paid my dues,
And I polished up the
leather on her high heeled shoes.
(He polished up
the leather on her high heeled shoes.)
I polished up that
leather so carefully
That now I am
a sissy maid to Mistress B.

(He polished up that leather so carefully that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)


Ti tum ti tum ti tum ti tum

In our next encounter, I played the role

Of a schoolboy, under very strict control,

Withmytieaskewandmyhomeworklate

I wrote five hundred times that I deserved my fate.

(He wrote five hundred times that he deserved his fate.)
I copied all those lines so obediently,
That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.

(He copied all those lines so obediently that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)


I turned up each month with my tribute in hand

In a plain paper envelope like contraband

Andsoonfoundmyself,though not first - by far

Appointed to her stable as a regu-lar

(Appointed to her stable as a regu-lar.)
I was spanked and pegged so reg-u-larlee

That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.

(He was spanked and pegged so reg-u-larlee that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)


In visiting my Mistress for my monthly task
For a sign of her favour I began to ask
And my joy knew no bounds when, before her throne

I received a leather collar naming me her own
(He received a leather collar naming him her own.)
That collar was my passage to slavery,
So now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B

(That collar was his passage to slavery so now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)


Quite soon in my journey as a collared slave

Iwasfitted with a tube so I don’t misbehave

AndI soon experienced a sharp decrease

Inthefrequency withwhichIcouldachieverelease.

(The frequency with which he could achieve release.)

I spent so much time in chastity

ThatnowIamasissy maid to Mistress B.

(Hespent so much time in chastity, that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B).


I retired from my job, free at last from stress

And I bought myself an apron and a frilly dress

Formy plans for retirement had been long laid

Toattempt domestic service as a sissy maid!

(Toattempt domestic service as a sissy maid)

Iteetered on my heelssoprecariously

That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.

(He teetered on his heels so precariously, that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B).


So....


If you dreamofalifetime spent in unpaid work,
With the cane awaiting when you dare to shirk

Ifyourheartleapshighatthethoughtofamop

And a life down scrubbing on your knees, non-stop.

(And a life down scrubbing on your knees, non-stop.)
Spend all of your money on your session fee
And you all may be
sissy maids to Mistress B.

(Spend all of your money on a session fee and you all may be sissy maids to Mistress B!)





Pictures are from the rather lovely cleversissy.tumblr.com, who surely is.


Graceless, Feckless, Aimless and Pointless

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... that's me.  But also characters in a novel by the divine Stella Gibbons which contains little if any femdom, I'll admit, although Kate Beckinsale takes a rather firm hand with people in an entirely non-kinky way in the movie.

Now: something nasty from the woodshed.

She's actually strictly vanilla. Very strictly.




I feel you ought to say something about this.




Oh, I hate mandatory penile minimum rules, don't you?  It started out just with the nightclubs, and I can understand that, but I took my suit to the dry cleaners the other day, they insisted on a measurement and they wouldn't take my suit unless I scrubbed and ironed for four hours, just for being four inches below the required minimum length!  It doesn't seem fair.




Don't make Mommy use her cattleprod, now!



There are no 'problems', only solutions.



Over-ruled

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Regrettably, like most submissives I have spent much too much of my life under-ruled.


and a fur coat. From his remaining 20% of his income. Otherwise it wouldn't count as a present, would it?




I actually find a caning can bring quite intense sexual pleasure. To be honest, that's usually a relief because she pauses for a while when she comes.




Modern financial products developed specifically for findomme relationships are much more convenient - you can really feel in control of someone else's finances, which can be very reassuring.



Sounds quite edgy... make sure you agree a safeword before she starts, yeah?




Perhaps she forgot to mention that before? It's an important point of detail, obviously, but the most important aspects of the plan -  her not married any more, inheriting all your assets - those are actually the same regardless of the actual mechanics of the process.


Head under heels

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That's the way I fell in love, many years and almost as many orgasms ago...


It's important to fight back against the stereotypes.  Wear the t-shirt, use the hashtag, carry the pliers.


Well, it's more romantic than stealing them from clotheslines.



It's best not to think about it too much.  Thinking generally isn't a sissy maid's strong point anyway.





I've never really understood knitwear fetishism, although enforced knitting as an alternative to line-writing has its attractions.



Thank goodness for that. Lots of vanilla escorts wouldn't have been so in tune with your needs, you know, might have just gone ahead and given you a blow job anyway.  She's obviously very special.

Now you’re thinking with portals

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A Serena and Alice story


Ages since I wrote a story about these two lovely ladies.  Serena is smart as a whip but hurts a lot more.  Alice is sweet and playful and kind... OK, not always particularly kind, to be honest.  But definitely playful.  Anyway, they make a lovely couple. 

Fans of sweet and affectionate lesbian relationships, especially those spiced up with a delicious sprinkling of brutal torture of males, might enjoy the following and even find themselves drawn to check out a few more, here.

Readers of a nervous disposition, in contrast, should instead contact Serena in person.  She'd love to get to know you better.

Finally, anyone who is completely cool with castration, torture and murder for sexual kicks but has no idea what the whole 'portal' thing is about should watch this.  I believe that GladOS is actually based on Serena, although obviously the game designers made her a much nicer person, for a mainstream audience.

What adventures await on the other side of this mysterious orange portal?  Step through and find out.



Now you’re thinking with portals


“Whee!” Alice laughed delightedly as she tumbled through the orange-rimmed oval into the waiting arms of her beloved Serena.  The two kissed passionately several times.

“That was my first time!” Alice gasped.  “It’s weird, isn’t it?  One minute I was there, the next I’m here… with you.” And she smiled, shyly.

“Faster than light” Serena nodded.

Alice’s pretty brow furrowed in puzzlement, as it occasionally does when the dialogue requires some explication.

“But – I thought faster-than-light travel wasn’t possible?  I thought scientists had proven that.”

“Male scientists” replied Serena.

“Oh I see” Alice replied.  “Yes, that would explain it.  My husband David has all sorts of funny ideas about speed and time. Just the other day I told him I needed the kitchen cleaned, the laundry done and dinner cooked all by 7 o’clock and he said it wasn’t possible!  I had to explain to him for almost twenty minutes that I wanted it done.”   

“And did he manage it all?” Serena smiled.

“Oh yes” Alice replied.  “In fact, he got it all done with five minutes to spare, even after I’d taken that extra time explaining.  In fact, he was begging to be allowed to get on with it less than halfway through my explanation.  He worked very hard after that – he’s a good boy, really.”

“But he lied to you – when he said it couldn’t be done?” Serena prompted.

Alice frowned again.  “Yes, I suppose he did, didn't he… the lying little toad!  I’ll have to talk to him about that.”

Serena felt a warm glow of satisfaction.  Although she felt no jealously towards David, she always liked to hear about him suffering.  As she did with all men, but David’s relationship with Alice gave her a special interest in his welfare, one she hoped would one day lead to his taking on a new role: as one of her experimental subjects*.  In the meantime, though, she enjoyed finding fault with him from a distance.  For his part, David had learnt to dread conversations with his beloved wife that began with “I was talking to Serena, and…”

“Anyway, obviously they got the maths wrong” Serena began.

“David does a lot of that, too” nodded Alice. “When we first got together, he used to use maths to try to get out of buying things for me.  Things I needed.”  She looked upset again.

“And now we have these amazing portals everywhere” Serena went on quickly, suddenly worried that her lover might have such a powerful urge to go and ‘explain’ things to David that she might step back home through the portal. “It’s astonishing how many uses there are for them.”

Alice took her hand and smiled up at her.  “Maybe.  But I don’t think I'm ever going to need another one, now I've got the link between my bedroom and here.”

The two embraced again, at length. 

Serena and Alice.  I believe this might not actually a picture of the two ladies, but David confirmed to me that this is very much how he sees them.  He told me that the one on the left is his beloved Alice and when I asked about the one on the right, he curled into a little ball and started gibbering about finding a happy place, so I guess that must be Serena.

“I mean, my bedroom’s just a few steps away...” Alice murmured, through her smooshed lips.

“And I’d love to step through with you” smiled Serena. “But I want to show you a few things first.  I’ve been thinking with portals!”

“Am I about to have a science lesson?” giggled Alice. Although not inclined towards intellectual pursuits, she had a keen curiosity about applied science, as long as it was being applied to males as painfully as possible – which, fortuitously, happened to be Serena’s main research interest too.

“What have you been doing with them… sending men to unpleasant places?”

“Oh, portals aren’t just transportation devices.” Serena replied.  “There are so many uses: they’re going to transform the world.  You can break the laws of thermodynamics with a well-positioned pair of portals, so you can have unlimited free energy, for example.  Imagine how that could liberate the world from toil and drudgery.”

Down the corridor, a naked male on hands and knees who had been scrubbing the floorboards with a small brush looked up.  Unluckily, he happened to meet Serena’s gaze and instantly dropped his head down again, applying himself still more vigorously to the task. A light sheen of sweat appeared, as he trembled in fear.

“Yes, well, I mean that toil and drudgery will become optional, anyway” Serena added, staring coolly at the labouring man. “Only available to a lucky few.”

“Who had better hope for a lifetime of toil and drudgery.” she continued, in a quiet voice that seemed nonetheless to carry effortlessly over to the male’s location.  “Because there are plenty of alternatives and believe me, they are all so much worse.”

She watched for a moment more, observing the brush which itself seemed close to breaking the lightspeed barrier, so quickly was it flashing back and forth.  A few tears splashed down and were vigorously rubbed into the wooden boards.  Serena didn’t mind that.  In fact she thought it provided a pleasant and delicate patina to a wooden surface.  When she’d had a new wooden floor put into her bedroom, she had worked most of the morning to acquire a bucket brimming full of male tears, to allow the whole surface to be thoroughly doused with this most enriching substance.

Serena took out a leather-covered box, of the sort an expensive ring would come in.  Which is exactly what it had been, when originally purchased to present Serena with one of the eleven engagement rings she had received in her life.  None of the men in question had ever actually become her husband, of course, but nine had succeeded in their ambition to spend the rest of their lives with her, and the surviving two were still working on it, deep in the cellars beneath her mansion house.

She opened it, to show Alice the ovals glowing orange and blue against the black velvet cushioning, one in the base and one in the lid of the unclasped box.

“But what’s the point when they’re so small?” Alice asked, supremely oblivious of the almost intolerable temptation she was placing on the author to make an obvious and very bad joke. 

“I’ll show you” smiled Serena, and she led her lover by the hand, to a well-furnished room, one side of which was occupied by a large glass-fronted cupboard that could serve well as a trophy cabinet.  Inside were the trophies: row after row of male genitalia, most of them with penises encased in a chastity device, some with permanent-looking piercings apparently achieving the same end.  Some were bruised or showed other signs of violent treatment; all had a gentle glow of orange or blue behind them, showing the presence of science’s latest triumph.

Serena opened the door and reached in, for a large, pallid and relatively undamaged example hanging under a sign reading “Peter the lawyer”.



Here's a picture of Peter the lawyer, in case you were wondering what he looks like.  This photo was taken the day he met Serena, I believe, which explains why he is still looking so calm and unbruised.  What's that?  You don't want to see pictures of Peter, you want pictures of the ladies?  Well, that's typical of the dismissive attitude to males in femdom porn, frankly.  He's central to the story too, you know.  He's the canvas on which the work of art will be created, after all.

She flicked open the chastity tube, which had been secured but not locked, removed it and handed the pallid pile of flesh to her companion.

After at first simply goggling at it lying helplessly in her hands, Alice turned it over in wonder.  She had held men’s genitals in her hands before, of course.  Sometimes living and attached to men, sometimes detached and floppy – more often the latter, since she had become Serena’s lover.  But never had she held a set of genitals that were both separated from their owner yet also, somehow, still attached.  For around the base of the penis and balls, where the arrangement would normally fuse seamlessly with the rest of a man’s body, glowed the orange light of a miniature portal some two inches in diameter, just like the ones Serena had shown her before.

Alice had little doubt that, wherever Peter the lawyer happened to be, there was a blue glowing ring between his legs, of just the same size as this one.  When she turned the genitals over to look closely into the ring, she could see how it cut across the still-living tissue.  Blood vessels pulsed gently, showing that vital fluid was circulating still in the penis that, although still very much attached to its owner’s body, was also in the extraordinarily perilous position of being in Serena’s trophy cabinet and indeed, in Alice’s hands.  For Serena, as a lesbian, genital torture was merely another way to inflict pain, but Alice - to her lover’s mild disapproval – was bisexual and her continuing heterosexual leanings provided her with a frisson of interest in a shapely cock. Of course, the end result of the two ladies’ interest in male genitalia was much the same, as Alice’s sexuality was firmly oriented towards the sadistic end of the spectrum.  But holding a living cock for her still provided some of the same thrill she had first experienced at school when she had felt a boy becoming hard in his trousers as he pressed against her in the school diner queue.  On that occasion, the boy in question had merely been expelled when she reported him, but the pleasure of punishing an errant penis had remained with her.

Soon there was no need to observe cross-sectioned vessels pulsing in order to deduce that blood was flowing into the spongy tissues of the penis, as Peter the lawyer, his penis liberated from the tight embrace of his steel tube, was responding naturally to the soft touch of Alice’s hands.  It was unconscious, simply an automatic sexual response - as was Alice’s desire to inflict unspeakable pain on him, when she saw what was happening.

“He’s being naughty” she remarked, handing the growing item back to Serena.  Serena smiled and grasped the end of the penis, firmly tweaking the end three times to the right.  “That’s a signal” she explained.  “In case he’s out in public: it’s to tell him to go somewhere private.  Let’s give him sixty seconds.”

She took a heavy bulldog clip and trapped a generous pinch of foreskin between its tight jaws then hung the ensemble from a hook in the wall.  From a small drawer she took a foot-long metal ruler and a tiny vicious-looking whip with eight thin leather strands, each terminating in a tight little knot.  She offered both soundlessly to Alice who dithered pleasurably for a few moments before selecting the whip. 

They waited a moment longer, then Serena said “That’ll do” and the two ladies went vigorously to work.

Alice had whipped men’s genitals before, of course.  But there was something delightfully different about flicking the thin leather strands across a pair of balls that dangled at the end of an object itself hanging from a clipped foreskin.  They moved more than she was used to, the punished testicles acting as the weight of a pendulum that swang back and forth as Alice rhythmically struck from one side to the other.  Serena got into the game too, cracking her ruler to accelerate the battered testicles as they swung back, at one point cracking so hard that they described a complete circle.

“We could try hooking them up to one of those… what do you call them – tennis things” gasped Alice, her eyes shining with excitement.

“Swingball!” Serena called back joyously, sending Peter the lawyer’s testicles hurtling around another full circle.  She grinned at her lover, delighted by her creativity.  It was Serena who usually came up with the most unpleasant ideas between the two of them, but she herself would be the first to admit she would not have invented half the things she had, without someone to show them off to. 

They batted back and forth for a few minutes more, then stopped to admire their handiwork.  Peter’s balls (or, technically, Serena’s balls that happened to be attached to Serena’s male body often designated 'Peter') were swollen and purple.  In places, burst blood vessels added a still darker patch to the abused flesh.  Serena took out her phone with satisfaction, dialled two digits and held it out on speaker.

“Th… thank you Mistress Serena” sobbed the man at the other end.

“And?” snapped Serena.

“And… and…. I deserved it, and I need the punis – “

“I mean, Miss Alice, you ungrateful little sod!” shouted Serena and clicked the phone off, in the middle of a gasped “Oh – thank you Miss A-“.  Then she grasped the abused scrotum hanging so forlornly on the wall and began twisting it around and around, swapping hands to maintain the tension as she did so. After six turns, the penis reminded Alice of a wet towel twisted around to administer a beating (another image that recalled fond memories of school days, when she had made boys beat one another to win her favour) but this time it was the rolled-up sausage itself that took the beating, as Serena expertly cracked the steel ruler across it, working her way around and down to ensure no nerve endings were left untreated.

Finally, she stopped, allowed the bruised, battered mass to unravel itself, and hung it back inside the cabinet, beneath the sign proclaiming the lucky recipient of the desperate nerve signals shrieking their agony out through the dimensionless portal, to be ‘Peter the lawyer’.

“Aren’t you going to put the chastity tube back on?” asked Alice, always alert to the danger that a male might obtain some enjoyment in what was intended to be the eternal misery of his life.  Serena cast an expert eye over the dark purple mounds that held the future of Peter’s genetic line.

“Probably no need” she murmured.  “Still: best to make sure” and she reached out and tugged the testicles smartly in a half-circle and down, in a single sharp motion.  “There” she said.

Serena had more things to show her dear sweet Alice, but Alice insisted on leading her back through her own portal, the one leading to her bedroom where, dear reader, whatever the laws of physics might say, you and I cannot follow.

[End of Part 1. Will there be a Part 2?  Who knows.  I certainly don't.]



It's OK, they've finished now.  You're allowed in to bring them breakfast when summoned.  It'll make a nice change for Alice, not to have to wait until that lazy bastard Dave finally gets around to thinking of someone other than himself... **

**(Actually this isn't a picture of them either.  I was asked not to use real pictures of either lady and when I asked why, Serena muttered something about needing to keep her anonymity so she can track down and 'collect' readers of this blog, whatever that means.  Anyway, she's a very private person.)

 *  Attentive readers might be aware that in an earlier story, that is exactly what happened.  But what is 'earlier' and what 'later' when we are dealing with concepts such as faster-than-light travel, which can break the laws of causality?  And, for that matter, with Serena and Alice, who have never yet encountered a law they did not feel they could break if they really, really wanted to?  Life is not linear.  It's more like a wibbly-wobbly ball of timey-wimey...stuff, anyway.

PS - It has just this second occured to me that although I created this series in 2011, the only professional dominatrices I have seen on any kind of a regular basis  in the last five years have been... Serena and Alice.  Both are utterly, utterly wonderful, neither is really much like the characters here***, but I just wonder... is this a subconscious thing?  Or might there be something to this time travel malarky after all?  Cue spooky music...

 *** Except, come to think of it, in hair colour.  Spooky ooky...

Keeping it real

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More images of female domination that aim to expose the harsh - sometimes even bleak - reality that underlies our harsh - sometimes even bleak - fantasy world.


Subs are all about rules.  It's good of dommes to indulge us. I don't know what I'd do with myself without my chastity regime, for example.



Fake lesbian crap?  On this blog? Surely not.



We would not.



...and I suppose it would be exciting to imagine that she'd be sitting on him, too.  But her fantasy is probably more along the lines of her sitting somewhere else entirely - a nice cafe, for instance - properly dressed.



Obviously.

Scream queens

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I quite often get scared in session, but I wouldn't call any of that a 'phobia', as such.  Phobias are irrational fears. 



Probably best if they never find out. They're so sweet and innocent, long may they stay that way.



People like her contribute to the unfair stereotyping of the BDSM community.  You should say something - when you've got your breath back, obviously.





I don't think it bothers her.




French capital punishment scenarios require some quite specialised equipment (although easy enough for any domme with slaves with carpentry skills).  Anyone wanting to try out American cap-pun play is going to need something to step up the voltage. Ordinary electricity's not quite enough to kill, even in Europe.  I mean, it works eventually, but if the client's only paid for a couple of hours, the domme's at risk of the scenario not working out.

Forwards

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So... about a month ago I posted a video of the divine Anne being interviewed by a distinctly 'forward' young man and quite rightly chiding him on it.  Alas, no footage exists of the blistering and thoroughly-deserved spanking that undoubtedly followed, and clever Anne attempts a little misdirection at the end of the video, by pretending she is not really cross.*

Oh go on, then: here it is again.


Anyway, Anne's mocking, sweetly menacing 'What a forward young man you are!' has stayed with me and I seem to hear it everywhere.  So I decided you might as well see it everywhere too.  Perhaps this will be the only caption I write from now on, it certainly works for me.  It's the only caption you're getting today anyway.  Sorry.



















































And of course...





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* She was cross.  But she's a great actress, so it doesn't show.  Now this (bonus image) is what Anne looks like when she's cross. Isn't she wonderful? Honestly, if you lived with her wouldn't you want her to be at least a little bit cross with you every single day of your life?






She's the latest and the greatest of them all

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Dommes and cats... am I right?  Ever noticed that?  Dommes and cats...




And a lot harder

The simply wonderful Amy Hunter.  I once had the remarkable pleasure and the still more remarkable pain (mainly the tawse on the hands - ow!) of visiting her.



I have a purpose to my existence.  My SO has promised some day to tell me what it is.



Arachnophobia play is quite culturally specific.  In the UK it's just a matter of harmless terror, but in Australia I've heard it 's considered quite edgy.




It wasn't actually feeling that nervous - it's just got one of those faces, you know? But it's beginning to get a bit jittery right now.

Abject pleasure

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Any prisoner being mistreated has the right to protest about it, too.  As much as he likes.




Shame really... if the two of you were gay, you could save a lot of money by doing this voluntarily instead and not paying her to force you.


The lovely Goddess Snow, who makes the most wonderful tease videos in which she induces uncotrollable erections by... well, by existing really.


It's complicated.  To be honest, I don't quite understand it myself.  But she assures me there is a very good reason and I don't like to argue.




I do occasionally wonder - especially when bent over and quivering in fear while being caned - what life would have been like if I'd had a different sexual fetish.  Plushies for instance.  That must be really easy.




I'm told I have a very punchable face.  I can confirm that.


The unkindness of strangers

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... and loved ones, for that matter.

Aww... she gave you an advisory warning.  Many new brides wouldn't... she seems rather sweet.




Very fair point.  The unfair bit is that homosexuality's illegal there, so not only do they force you to suck off other inmates, they give you an extra 20 years for it.




'Normally'?   I'm normally out on the landing desperately hoping she'll throw my trousers out after me at this point.   So... new situation.  Scrabble?



I hope she moves to a lower chair.




Actually, this is described quite clearly in Revelations.  You just have to read it with the Bible held at the correct angle, in the right light.  And Contemplate the Divine.

Inter-disciplinary

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Don't worry, I'm sure she'll get the hang of it.



I once had a date with a girl who claimed never even to have heard of SPH, but she was really good at it.  I guess some people are naturals.



"Let the butt plug take the strain" was actually one of my few successes when I worked as an advertising copywriter.




On your toes and bent over - at the same time.  Welcome to the modern marriage.



Radical.

Fair mistreatment

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How soon will she be back?  Oh... you know.  It'll be forever and it'll also be too soon, same as usual.

 


There's actually another guy out there, but you're unlikely to see him unless you start digging in the compost pile, and why would you do that?

 The lovely but, by the looks of things, retired Princess Neive. I wonder what she did with the boots?  I'd give them a loving home.



Poor thing. She seems very upset.  I hope this will make her feel better.



As her name is 'Josephine', maybe you're better off sticking with 'hamster'?  At least 'hamster' fits on one line.




Shocky!

Hack job

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“Dear Strict Mistress Tricia

Thank you for your reply. I am so much looking forward to visiting you again at your dungeon this afternoon. You asked whether I had any special requests for this session and I am writing to convey a fantasy that I have long nurtured but never really dared to express before.

Please could you “

No.

Please could you I humbly beg for a much ‘harder’ session than usual. I have been quite exceptionally naughty and I believe that I deserve particularly severe punishment. I humbly request that we start ‘in character’ from the very second I walk in the door: you can order me to remain silent, while I strip, then without a word you handcuff me and gag me with a”

With a… with a...

a with one of my own socks, firmly held in with masking tape, so I cannot make a sound. Then I deserve nothing less than two hours of relentless physical chastisement. Hard spanking with a wooden paddle, the belt across my shoulders and back and please could you finish with an exceptionally hard beating on my buttocks and thighs with a”

Hmm…oh yes, of course.

“cane. Yes: a long, brutal caning with a long, brutal cane. I need to be strapped securely across a whipping bench and thrashed soundly. Don’t worry about my ‘limits’: Just for once I need to be seriously hurt, so no play acting. My wife is away so don’t worry about leaving marks either. I want my bottom to be a mass of welts and bruises.

I have one slightly strange request, Strict Mistress. Each time you begin with a new implement could you say “This is from Lucy”? It’s just a weird little fetish I have had for a long time and I hope that being very thoroughly beaten “for Lucy” will help me get it out of my system.

Counting the hours until I can be at your feet again, Strict Mistress.

Trevor”

No

“Slave Trevor”

And… send!

 

 

 

Times you really wanna cry

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You could try hopping from one foot to another.  It does no good, but it's traditional somehow.




And then they could sit on them sitting on the cones.




If all else fails, 'being male' would do.




I was once told by a sex worker that 45 seconds with me was worth as much to her as an hour or longer with a "normal client". I thought that was such a nice thing to say that I got distracted and nearly missed my deadline.




Let's hope someone brought the lube!
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