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It Came From Outer Space

April 30, 2020, 11:01 pm
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And this is how the message ran...


She should put him in the stocks. 'Cos the sonic doesn't work on wood.

 


I believe there are still traces from which civilisation could be reconstructed, under the guidance of the Galactic Community.


I think you're about to experience their rigorous clinical testing procedures personally


I would just like to point out that as an arachnophobe, I did not at all enjoy searching Google images for the picture on the right hand side in the background there.  I suffered for my art.  Now it's your tur - oh, I did that one already, didn't I?




I don't really understand how anyone can be an atheist, in a world that contains Arianna Grande.   





What's that you say, blog 'reader'?  You don't think this one fits in with the overall science fiction theme of today's post?  Oh yes, it does.  You see: this is your future.
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Doing what she wants

May 4, 2020, 10:29 pm
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'Public humiliation' is apparently one of the approved reasons for leaving the house in the present situation.  Thank goodness we can preserve the basics of civilisation, in these trying times.






Don't worry. As soon as she's stopped being angry with you, she'll give femdom a go.  Possibly even before she's stopped beig angry, actually.




Even the oubliette can be quite peaceful on a lovely summer evening... the sound of birdsong, the rustling of leaves in the breeze. Sometimes you can even smell the blooms in the nearby flowerbeds, but usually the stink of piss is too strong.




Maybe it's yummy. I guess she'll never know.





I must say, I can't understand men who frequently visit prostitutes.  I just cannot take any pleasure in mixing sex with a cold, businesslike financial transaction, you know?  Much better to stick to financial domination.
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The shape of things to come

May 7, 2020, 11:32 pm
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Simply frightful

May 11, 2020, 11:43 pm
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More Downton domination.  That's all. 


Thank goodness for that.







He's lucky.  They had something back then that the modern world has lost, I think.






Poor thing.  She was very upset when her husband disappeared, you know.  Made all the domestic staff except Havers leave the house for a week.




I won't say anything to her directly, but I do think she's not making a very good job of managing the staff.  First she hires a stable-boy who seems to know nothing about horses, then she hires a governess when there's no children to take care of and I've just heard that both scullery maids have been given notice!  So who's going to scrub the floors?



Nothing worse than cold tea, is there?
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Telling me that women are superior to men

May 15, 2020, 5:22 am
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Most guys just don't apreciate this. (Warning SFW music video utterly unrelated to femdom, yet again).



It must be awful for her, having to watch it so very frequently and often for hours at a time.







In Central and Eastern Europe, 'BBC' is more associated with the voice of London than with racial cuckoldry, but I understand 'BCC' (Big Carpathian Cock) is a thing, and so is 'LSCMC' (Long and Slightly Curvy Moldovan Cock), so don't imagine they feel left out, just because they don't have the USA's hang-ups about race.


Sorry - I know it's complicated for non-Europeans, with all those, like, different countries and everything.  American subs planning on playing with dommes in Yoorp might benefit from some of the tips in this handy guide.



Many men wake up the day after their wedding feeling uncertain about where their new married life will take them. Harry and Martin, in contrast, have no doubts whatsoever.







Thank goodness for that. Thank her, too.





I wonder what she's planning to do with them?  As a worthless worm myself, I have no say in the matter.
This of course is the magnificent Lady Sophia Black who - in a tragedy for male worm-kind - appears to have retired from the profession, but not before she had several opportunities to grind Servitor beneath her shapely boot.  If you never had the chance to visit her, I'm afraid you've wasted your life, and that's that.  Sorry.
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Compelling ideas

May 18, 2020, 11:14 pm
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Can't hurt to try.




Raises the question: can you be 'just good friends'and have a relationship based on slavery and humiliation?





I now have eleven approved begging positions.  Few of them seem to work, I have to admit.





'At a stretch'... oh ha bloody ha.





This one?  This one?  I do have a name, you know. Or I certainly used to, anyway.
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Words of praise

May 22, 2020, 7:59 am
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Look at that... she gets to have a mug of rich, steaming coffee... and Raoul's coming round later, too. 




Things just haven't been the same between us since Humpy Hippo moved in.

 If you like Humpy Hippo, then you might also like Mr Floppyears because it's basically the same caption.




I remember as a child running excitedly to the door to let the District Disciplinary Officer in, while Dad grovelled for mercy at my Mum's feet.  These days you can order a beating on-line, but it's not the same.






It's silly to criminalise sexism. Men are better than women at lots of things and it shouldn't be a crime to say so.  Hard labour, for a start: we're really good at that.







10 Green Bottles?
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Ladies First

May 26, 2020, 4:41 am
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It is.  We so easily lose sight of what's really important in this world.





Ah... the Police.  They never do anything, do they?  You know, a few weeks ago I filed a detailed report about how I had been kidnapped by five young blonde lesbians and they put a collar and chain on me, then dressed me in a frilly maid's dress and made me lick their boots clean, while they kissed and cuddled each other wearing various latex and leather outfits - and do you know what? The Police said they thought I'd made it all up!





No rush.  You're not going anywhere.




Many men who've been on the course say it was a life-changing, eye-opening experience.  They're all very, very grateful.





Not too much, mind.  Don't want to make it too easy.
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Society for the Promotion of Cruelty

May 29, 2020, 1:52 am
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Possibly insufficient levels of whatever hormone it is induces feelings of terror, too.





I once paid for this stunningly beautiful escort to go with me to a party. She was supposed to laugh at my jokes but I think her agency must have messed things up because in the event, she laughed at everything except my jokes.  Still, it was lovely being with her, at least until she got off with my best friend and abandoned me.  Quite expensive, though.




Looks cosy.





It's the sound of one hand clapping.
 This the lovely Amy Hunter, who once left me battered, bruised and happy.  She has startlingly blue eyes and a startlingly painful tawsing technique too.



It's funny how dommes constantly insist on being thanked for stuff like this.  Do you think maybe they have self-esteem issues?
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Viral captions

May 31, 2020, 6:06 am
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So the thing is still out there, doing its thing.  A few more captioned images about the thing.

It seems like it's been going forever, like the longest ever corner time but without the delicious sense of humiliation.  I suppose it will end eventually, and we creepy freaks can return to abnormality.  One day, perhaps people will even look back on this blog and laugh.  Unlikely, I'll admit.

For those of you worried I might get ill and die: I have actually been practising social distancing and self isolation since before it was a thing.  Mainly at parties.  Plus, I'm told that to suffer a life-threatening condition, you have to have a life, so I think I'm fine.
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Furious feminine

June 2, 2020, 2:17 am
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It's not that ironic.  He strongly disapproved of it while it was being done to him, too - more so than ever, if anything.





"We" did, although only only one of us did most of the actual talking, as I recall it.




You might want to refer her to your own 'FAM' - that's 'Frantic Appeals for Mercy'

The simply divine Mistress Heather.  I for one would love to kiss the air above that foot tattoo, and even closer if allowed.


Thank goodness she realised you needed to be locked in chastity too.  How awful it would be to be locked in a prison cell for months without any ability to suffer the erotic frisson of enforced chastity at the same time.





She also has a carving knife.
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Written submissions

June 5, 2020, 2:53 am
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There's actually a funny story to how I came by that nickname.  Just ask anyone.




Lots of men find it hard to navigate the unwriten rules of modern office etiquette, which is why it can be so useful to receive feedback that is frank, immediate and eye-wateringly painful when the inevitable occasional slip-ups occur.



Another word Auntie Kate can teach you is 'sadist' but that's for another day.




For the grand finale they invite members of the audience to step up and join them.





Myself, I'm not too choosy about clothing - I just wear whatever happens to be locked onto me that morning, you know?
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Not so far, far away

June 7, 2020, 1:13 am
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More tales of fairy femdom, especially for those whose dommes do not permit a 'happy ending'.




If I had three wishes, the world would be a very different place.






She always lost at musical statues, when she was a little girl.  Maybe that's where her anger comes from?








She's not the sweet, obedient little princess she might apear, you know.  Anticipating just this sort of thing, she carefully hid a couple of young men in a secret room deep below the castle, to play with if ever her usual toys were taken away from her.  After all, a girl has to have some fun.





Bicycle races are coming your way, so forget all your duties oh yeah!





Ribbit?
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The good old days

June 9, 2020, 1:14 am
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More images from those golden years before society went to the dogs.  When chaps went out to rule the empire with nothing more than a cleft stick, a good solid education thrashed into them at one of the better public schools and a memsahib with firm opinions about household management.

It's more Downton domination.


Chaps back then weren't supposed to cry in public, but you know I'm willing to bet that tears flowed from time to time in the privacy of the marital chamber, whenever men recalled their school years with the help of their loving wives.





She seems like rather a forward young lady, proposing a trip to the kinema ('pictures' indeed - and she a schoolmistress!) before she has even been properly introduced! Still, she seems to have some sound ideas in her head, so I suppose it'll be all right.




I suppose a little fresh air while he was being thrashed never did a chap any harm.




Funny, really - after hating the floggings and humiliations inflicted at school, to find oneself married to a girl who likes nothing better than to apply the same methods.  It does make you wonder if there might be something in all that guff that Freud chappie writes, don't you think?




I always thought there was something a bit rum about that stable boy with the long hair.  Tell you what - pay close atention to the noises he makes when he's buggering you.  If he's enjoying it too much, we might have a homosexual on our books - and I imagine the Police would like to be informed about that! 





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The Garden of Earthly Delights

June 12, 2020, 12:09 am
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Obviously, anyone's bound to feel a bit nervous before having a microchip inserted into their brains, but just ask any man who's had it done - you'll hear nothing but gratitude.




They're quite smart, those 'rate my date' sites.  I tried sneakily entering a positive review about myself and I was automatically redirected to ratemywank.com. Where I built up quite a profile, actually, until my SO stopped all that nonsense.




One positive thing is that he has discovered he and his father-in-law have a lot in common, so that's nice.





Mmm... edgy.  Let's hope she doesn't get too drunk this time.





Despite the general female-led tendency of this blog, I want to make clear that I think it is OK to have disagreements between husband and wife in marriage.   I disagreed with my SO once, very early on in our life together, and I think we both found it to be a learning experience that made our marriage stronger.
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Tread softly, for you tread on my...

June 16, 2020, 3:51 am
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...actually, modesty forbids me from saying what she was treading on.  Let's just say that she crushed my hopes and severely injured my pride.




That should take your mind off the pain from the ring she just put on you.




Has she ever considered just walking around the horse shit?  I mean, that would be so much more considerate, right?




Yet another example of a failure properly to consider Rule #18, here.



So much better to resolve these things without having to involve the insurance companies.  Paying and fucking off is actually one of my favourite femdom activities, so it's even a bit of a turn on too!





Men in this day and age have to realise that there is nothing inherently humiliating about being financially dependent on a woman. The humiliation, if any, is all in the way it is done.
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Secondary sex characteristics

June 19, 2020, 12:47 am
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In case you're wondering about the title, that's the term used in biology for aspects of sex determination other than genitalia.  So, for example, typical male secondary sex characteristics are incompetence, laziness and servility, while typical female ones include divinity, firmness and unapproachability.  Secondary sexual characteristics can be particularly useful when the primary sexual characteristics are missing or too small to see.

Many people find such labelling unduly restrictive in these days of gender fluidity.  I asked my SO what she thought my main sex characteristics were and she just looked puzzled and said she couldn't think of any.  So there's hope for the world.


And soon he'll have a lot.


Mistress Eleise, of course, who has more sexual characteristics than one could list in one hundred blog posts and even managed to retain her poise and grace on several occasions when her Paris apartment was flooded with an inundation of raw, untreated Servitor.




If you do everything she says voluntarily then you don't get whipped - so where's the compulsion in that?




Even in exile,  the OWK ladies still speak fondly of the 'Great Slave Rebellion, though the OWK itself is no more.  There are rumours that the perpetrators are still imprisoned in cells deep beneath the grounds of the former utopia. An unlikely story, true, but they must be somewhere.




Welcome to Plan A.




Balloons?  Anime cosplay?

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Liasons dangereuses

June 23, 2020, 3:30 am
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Urban foxes maybe?  We used to have urban foxes, round where I lived in London. They used to steal so many things: shoes, certainly.  They'd even take the panties and bras off the clothes lines of my neighbours...   Yeah.   Nasty little beasts. Agile too, to leap up high enough to reach the clothes line.





No, no: don't get up.




Actually, it's not quite true that she doesn't care about your feelings.  Truth be told, she enjoys the thought of your misery.  But she's too kind to admit it.






That'll teach her.







It's a pretty effect, isn't it?  Makes a change from the usual striping.
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Crawl space

June 25, 2020, 11:51 pm
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Actually that's not true - she takes the keenest interest in making your knees hurt and derives great pleasure from it.




I'm actually really good at fetching sticks.  On dates, I usually try to work the conversation around, so I can casually mention it.




I tried 'coming out' by telling some female co-workers about my true sexual nature and I have to say I didn't get anything like this understanding reaction.  Actually, the entire experience was utterly humiliating and very painful.  So that was nice.




It's odd - when the lady who's now my SO and I first got together, she always (well... both times, anyway) complained that I came too soon. Nowadays, apparently I take too long and she never has time, even though I'm pretty sure I'm quicker than ever.  Women, eh?



"throne"?
The Divine Mistress Heather, of course. Divinity lessons have never been so intense.
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What a forward young man you are!

June 26, 2020, 11:54 pm
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Readers of this blog who have ever fantasised about being spanked by the divine Anne Hathaway (or, more succinctly: readers of this blog) might be interested in viewing the video below.




Admittedly, we do not witness the actual act but any viewer pausing at 0.40 could be in little doubt what fate (richly deserved and almost explicitly asked for) awaits this very forward young man, once the cameras stop rolling.  Clever Ms Hathaway manages some subtle misdirection after that point, but I think we all know that's just in response to her PR agent frantically gesturing, behind the scenes.
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