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Ooh!

It's as far as I can take it.Do you think you could ask him to slow down for just a moment while I write the captions under the pictures? No?  OK, well, I'll do my - ouch, that was a deep one! - I'll...

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Advisory warning

Following the triumphant failure of the long-running series 'Advice to a novice sub', this blog impertinently presents the first batch of a brand new series: 'Advice to a novice domme'.How dare I, you...

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The thing

You know - the thing that's going on. That thing.  Here are some hurriedly thrown together captions about the thing.You see, it's just like I always say.  Everything is femdom.Even the thing.   So......

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Enthralled

What a lovely word.  I am her thrall.Happiest day of your life!  And don't you forget it, you ungrateful little bastard, or she'll give you something to be unhappy about! It's not just convicted...

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The fairy and the fisherman

Once, a young fisherman found a magic shell from which a lovely fairy appeared to offer him a wish.“Not three?” he asked in disappointment.The fairy’s pretty brow furrowed crossly.  “If you don’t want...

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Harsh sentences

 The ureasonable thing would be to tolerate disobedience, surely?They might put on a lesbian show for you, if you're lucky.He gets to eat the grape first. Yum.Dommes and their pets.  I visited a...

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The lovelorn blacksmith

Once, in a small town surrounded by thick forests, there lived a young blacksmith.  All day long he laboured, turning out horseshoes, railings and all manner of metal goods for the people of the town....

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I've suffered for my art

Now it's your turn.I suppose a little light felching's not going to harm my heterosexual credentials.Brave?  I don't know the meaning of the word 'fear'.  Janice does, though.Safewords only work if...

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And make her some great Princess, six feet high!

Grand, epic, homicidal.Armpit Fetishist Monthly is just another example of the decline of traditional media, another fine publication swept away by the Internet.  I recall their cookery page with...

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Clean sweep

A few weeks ago, I published 'Advice to a novice domme' in which, among many other wise and practical ideas, I humbly suggested that dommes should not "assign actual housework tasks to 'sissy maids'...

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Slavish allegiance

Well, I'm... I mean they're shoes, it's no big... erm.  Oh all right then.Her client minds.  But no one cares what he thinks.Sounds complicated... I've forgotten the rules already.  Good thing she's...

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Lock me down, lock me up

I don't have much time to think about sex - too busy running this blog and there's nothing remotely sexy here.If I'm an adult man, surely I should be allowed to stay up after 8 o'clock?I never know if...

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When pain is over, the remembrance of it often becomes a pleasure.

... and then the pain is back again, and so it goes on.Astute readers (both of you) will have recognised a Jane Austen quotation, of course, and realised that you are in for a treat. Oh yes - regency...

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The Dominatrix and the Magic Cane

In a small town on the edge of the mountains, there lived a dominatrix called Mistress Amanda. She was the town’s only dominatrix, because it was a small place and most of the men there were perfectly...

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The Passion

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Callous talk

Oh no.  Don't tell me I married an escape artist.  Again.Scurry scurry scurry.Thank goodness it's nothing personal.That looks very motivating, doesn't it?  I think just one of those rods would motivate...

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Kind hearts and martinets

I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkely Square.  Warning: safe for work and unrelated.I'll confess to anything because I'm guilty guilty guilty!As long as there's wi-fi.Don't be so...

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Regulars

Obviously, this blog prides itself on being fresh, original and creative unlike those awful, repetitive 'adult' blogs that just consist of the same thing all the time. Good captions, for instance -...

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The latest turns

Latest, that is, in the ever-popular turning points series.  Femdom captions, about situations that aren't quite femdom (but the captions really are captions).  Remarkably, clicking on the link hidden...

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Leading ladies

Oh, it would be just awful lying across that skirt having your backside whacked repeatedly with a heavy wooden hairbrush, don't you think?  Awful.  No, no, please don't do that.Well at least she's...

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