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| Oh, it would be just awful lying across that skirt having your backside whacked repeatedly with a heavy wooden hairbrush, don't you think? Awful. No, no, please don't do that. |
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| Well at least she's giving you a choice. |
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| Oddly enough, it's quite common to experience a powerful orgasm at the actual moment of castration. Usually the surgeon just needs to take a moment to get her breath back and then finish the operation, though. |
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| I see a happy ever after on the horizon. |
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| You know, I write a lot here about being told I was 'the worst fuck ever' on dates, but actually it's only happened to me once. |