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The power and the glory
Goodness. I hope I don't have to say too many Hail Marys.There's an interesting philosophical point there, actually. Can one 'show' nothing? Or is 'nothing' merely the absence of showing? Taking the...
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Tears before, during and after bedtime
It's actually quite high in calories, but don't worry about that because you're unlikely to be able to keep much of it down.Thank goodness for that. I think you can just leave the case in her capable...
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Oppressed desires
When I look at her, something about her gaze reminds me of my SO. And the woman in the picture looks like someone I know, too.They do such a fine job: still delivering healthcare and anti-rape...
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You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties
Happy relationships are all about boundaries. Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any 'less free' just because from now...
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Were's Freddie?
What happened to Freddie's Tales?Awwww...!In honour of New Order, here's a few captioned images that are nothing like as good.
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Feet first
It's got to turn out my way one of these times...Hmm... looks like she's finished all of that bottle of water.If it were being totally candid, it might suggest that it would occasionally appreciate...
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You make my heart sing
You make everything... groovy baby.Actually, most such limits turn out to be soft and squidgy, when tested vigorously.Why do all my dates end up like this? Maybe it's the poetry...Actually, I think...
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She's my lady...
...I'm her boy.No, just need a lamp-post to raise my leg against some time soon, that's all. No rush.A range of sizes - but all boyfriend-sized, not you-sized, yeah? Mike's friends will be real...
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Annhilatrices
You know the 'trix' ending is almost the only example I can think of where femdom culture 'dominates' the mainstream. In principle, one can speak of an editrix, adminstratrix or investigatrix, but it's...
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A very little bit o'politics
No, don't get your hopes up, it's not a post of President Hathaway captions. I know you like them, but I don't have any right now, OK?In fact, it's not a proper post at all, but there'll be one on...
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The truth hurts
...but I have found that lying hurts even more.I suppose it can't hurt to try.Don't worry - it's not the end of the discussion. There'll be plenty of time for more apologies.Actually, I had a bad...
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Libidon't
Actually, I often find myself lying awake at night thinking about some tiny little thing or other.Sounds ideal. If you're wondering how occasional the kinky sex is planned to be, the answer is that it...
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I'm just wild about Harry
No, not Archie's dad. Her. I always have been. Rapture!But no captioned images of the divine Mistress Deborah, I am afraid, as the available ones tend to be fuzzy vid-caps. Just the usual sort of...
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Penalty and repentance
They are - and not just the food. The sex will be longer, more satisfying and 100% female, too.You get a special decoration too. Not a medal. Just... decoration.Sometimes a question isn't really a...
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Marriage service
The marriage is still going to be based on respect - a lot of respect. It's just not going to be mutual.It's actually quite enlightening, being lent out to former, vanilla, girlfriends. There's all...
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Seductive logic
I understand they have some extra toppings to add, too.Seems only fair. He was up half the night, poor chap.Knew I should have gone with the gift card.I went to see the St Trinians movie as soon as it...
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You make a grown man cry
Don't worry: Janine would never let you be eaten by some cat on the street. She has her own cat whom she loves dearly.You can buy her gifts too. Lots of them, to make sure there are at least a few...
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The angel at my side...
.... she gives me good advice.Actually, the idea that men can't multi-task is a complete myth. Men who think they can't just need to meet a woman with the right attitude. It's just laziness.Don't...
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Sexual veneration
I have quite a few tattoos - my SO says it gives her a feeling of ownership. Mostly shopping lists or phone numbers.Still, she's wearing a proper medical outfit, so you know you're safe in professional...
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