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| They are - and not just the food. The sex will be longer, more satisfying and 100% female, too. |
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| You get a special decoration too. Not a medal. Just... decoration. |
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| Sometimes a question isn't really a question. |
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| It's always difficult arriving as a substitute teacher, in the middle of the school year. But just do your best. Maybe Mr Harris will turn up again - he must be somewhere, after all. |
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| Perpetuity is quite a long time. It might feel even longer. |