I'm sure she'll let them know when she's good and ready. |
Masturbating while looking at pictures of her on the Internet definitely puts you on her fail list too. Sorry. |
Hmm... Haven't heard anything about kissing the bride, yet. Perhaps that's the surprise she has in mind. |
Unfortunately, the thing I'm best at is quaking in fear. And she doesn't seem to want that. Not for this role, anyway. |