Know what I mean? Warning: vanilla video after link that has nothing to do with femdom and is thoroughly safe for work. Do not click if that sort of thing offends you.
* Except in Australia
** Especially in Australia.
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| And they say sex offenders have nothing to contribute to society! |
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| ... and don't even think about the matinee on Saturday... |
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| It's particularly cheap for fit young men, if they let her do it without any anaesthetic. |
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| When I was a teenager I used to have this dread that girls would be turned off by my very small penis and would refuse to have sex with me. Silly really, now I look back on it. The very first girl I ever went out with explained that penis size is just irrelevant - for someone with a face as ugly as mine and such an tedious personality. So that was a relief. |
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| It's completely irrational to be scared of spiders. Spiders can't really hurt you*. Girls, yes: they can hurt you**. Be scared of girls. But not spiders. |
** Especially in Australia.