Sex..?. Don't talk to me about sex. I tried it once - not tryin' that again. Nearly got me 'ead stuck! Joke copyright Alexei Sayle. |
It's wilful impertinence on your part. So's being too early, obviously. |
Scurry scurry scurry... |
Don't worry. She's quite sweet, really. When she's not in a bad mood. |
In space, no one can hear you sigh with hopeless romantic infatuation... |