You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen..pleeease.
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen..pleeease.
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| It's good to be fit. You get to be flogged further, before collapsing. |
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| Oh, OK. And I suppose my opinion counts for nothing, here? |
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| Good thing you have an ironing fetish! You don't? Oh. Oh well. |
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| Shall I compare thee to a... errrr... purple cucumber? Thou art more knobbly and thy veins pulse with lust... |
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| One of my virtual girlfriends is programmed to find out about the others, and ridicule me. Actually, that's not true. I can't keep a virtual girlfriend for long. They always reject me. So unkind... |