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| Actually, female spiders eat their mates in only a minority of spider species and you're in luck - the one that bit her is not from one of them. So I'm not even sure why she's doing this, actually, but I'm sure if you point that fact out she'll let you go. |
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| Actually, the company medical plan does cover males but only for a few, specified surgical procedures. |
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| Just go with it, see where it takes you. She's not going to rush anything, plenty of time. |
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| You might develop a foot fetish, eventually. And if you can develop a fetish for doing chores too you should have a very enjoyable marriage. Oh - and findom, too. Yeah, you definitely want to try to get into findom because there's going to be a lot of that. |
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| Irony... it's like rain on your wedding day - which actually isn't all that ironic, it's just bloody uncomfortable, take it from me, especially when you're chained up naked outside the church waiting for the bride. |
