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| Like many guys, I walk around fully conscious of the big swinging padlock between my legs. |
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| It's actually a very environmentally-friendly way of disposing of old shoes. |
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| Oh, all right then. Let's be daring, for a change. |
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| It must be weird being vanilla - you do a sexy maid scene and hardly any floor actually gets scrubbed. I'm not sure I could cope with that kind of unrealistic fantasy. |
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| OWK's safety record overall was only middling, but that average conceals an important disparity between male and female injuries, the latter being thankfully rare, the former equally thankfully daily. |