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| I wonder if she's jealous that she never gets to do the ironing any more? |
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| The girls could probably handle more than ten reasons, but at that point the boys would run out of fingers so it's probably best not to go there. |
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| Don't worry, he won't be there all night. She's got a pillory in the bedroom too. In fact, it's the same model so he can just stagger there still wearing the cross-piece and it slots right in. |
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| I was too worried about ending up with some embarrassing word tattooed on me in Chinese or Japanese so my SO kindly agreed to do it in English instead - just as well, as it turns out 'wanker' doesn't translate directly. |
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| You could try licking the tears back up. |