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| One of the nice things about being submissive is that you're rarely in any doubt about whether your partner's in the mood for sex, or precisely what she wants to do (and indeed, with whom). |
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| She was kind enough to give him a long warm-up before the painful bit, so I hope he'll be brave. If not, the shackles attaching him to the cross can be brave for him. |
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| I believe some of the wedding guests have sprayed the van with silly string and attached tin cans and all sorts of other stuff to the back of it. You won't actually see it, from inside the sack, of course, but it's nice to know these traditions are being maintained. |
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| Marriage guidance counsellors recommend the anal hook - it's amazing how much easier those petty marital disagreements go, once you're dangling. |
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| Oh no - not the comfy chair! |
