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| Looks like only one person in this relationship is making any effort. That's not a formula for long-term happiness. |
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| Why are so many women so imprecise when it comes to numbers? They say things like "only for a few hours" , "in a few weeks' time", "a few dozen, and then maybe the same on your thighs"... when did 'few' start to have such painful connotations? |
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| She's a perfectionist. I hope you are, too. |
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| The teddy bear is only a temporary expedient while she buys you a blow-up sex doll. She's just trying to choose between the 'Sven' and 'Muscle Man' models. |
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| She makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. |