She just is.
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| My SO once told me that it was on our honeymoon that I gave her the best sex she's ever experienced. Which is a bit of luck, really, as you never know what you're going to get when you're in a foreign place and you don't know the escort agencies well. |
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| It's only fair: she took his electric razor, when they split up, I understand. |
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| Got there eventually. Well done. Now let's talk about ironing pleats. |
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| Don't worry: he won't allow himself to be improperly influenced. Properly influenced, yes, certainly, possibly even vigorously influenced. But no more than that. |
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| Women, eh? Sometimes you're supposed to scream in agony, sometimes you're supposed to stay silent. How are we supposed to know? I mean, unless they use ball-gags and stuff. |
