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| Actually that's not true - she takes the keenest interest in making your knees hurt and derives great pleasure from it. |
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| I'm actually really good at fetching sticks. On dates, I usually try to work the conversation around, so I can casually mention it. |
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| I tried 'coming out' by telling some female co-workers about my true sexual nature and I have to say I didn't get anything like this understanding reaction. Actually, the entire experience was utterly humiliating and very painful. So that was nice. |
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| It's odd - when the lady who's now my SO and I first got together, she always (well... both times, anyway) complained that I came too soon. Nowadays, apparently I take too long and she never has time, even though I'm pretty sure I'm quicker than ever. Women, eh? |
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| "throne"? |
The Divine Mistress Heather, of course. Divinity lessons have never been so intense.