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| Urban foxes maybe? We used to have urban foxes, round where I lived in London. They used to steal so many things: shoes, certainly. They'd even take the panties and bras off the clothes lines of my neighbours... Yeah. Nasty little beasts. Agile too, to leap up high enough to reach the clothes line. |
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| No, no: don't get up. |
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| Actually, it's not quite true that she doesn't care about your feelings. Truth be told, she enjoys the thought of your misery. But she's too kind to admit it. |
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| That'll teach her. |
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| It's a pretty effect, isn't it? Makes a change from the usual striping. |
