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Let's do the time-warp again

February 4, 2017, 8:20 am
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Those of you who have been reading this blog from the very begining in 2011 are very, very bad and perverted people who deserve to be forcibly  may well recall that one of the very first posts was of the front pages of some magazines that had fallen through a erm... worm hole time dimensional vortex thingummy and landed on my desk.

Yes, you do remember.  Of course you do. Look - just go here if you're one of those johnny-come-latelies who've only started reading this in the last five years, OK?

The title was a little odd.  I think back then I was mostly trolling the followers of a rather devout Christian who had a blog of the same name, so there were a lot of religiously titled posts.  He's now publishing femdom porn too, so it just goes to show, doesn't it?

Anyway: three magazines had arrived from the far future... 2014*, 2017 and 2019.  I must have missed my copy of Subbie Hubbie Monthly back in 2014, but I have already reserved my copy of Dominant Lady Quarterly (at the special male price of just £2500 per copy), so I am looking forward to April.

Anyway (again): it happened a second time!  Would you believe it?  Three magazines, no doubt from the faaaaar far distant future.  These ones don't actually have dates on them, oddly enough.  So.. yeah, here they are.

* Well I didn't know this blog was going to be going on so long, did I?  I thought I'd have something better to do with my time. Oh well.
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Masculinity is a treatable medical condition.

February 7, 2017, 1:58 am
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Look, I do understand the hypocrisy involved in my advancing political opinions, but can I just comment on this view going around that Trump's election is in some way a consequence of 'political correctness'?

Trump was elected merely because of a ridiculous quirk in the US electoral system, that might have made sense in the eighteenth century but has no relevance to the mdern world: namely, that men are allowed to vote.  The country basically voted 54% to 42% for Clinton, before all those male votes were taken into account and it's absurd this should have been allowed to distort the result.  Sure, it's nice to let men feel they can take part, but to actually let them cast ballots unsupervised is just political correctness gone mad, and now we have to live with the consequences.

I mean, honestly, you wouldn't let a man make decisions about the family finances, or how best to iron your blouse or what time he goes to bed, would you?  So why on earth would you let him have a say in choosing the President?

Doesn't make sense to me.  But then, I am 'chromosomally challenged'* so what do I know?

(* and yes, I am using that politically correct phrase ironically. What's wrong with just saying 'a stupid boy' for goodness sake?  When did we stop calling things what they are?)

Thank goodness things round here are still sane and matriarchal. 



She seems to be controlling his masculinity problem nicely.


She loves her work.  You will too.


I think she's recognising that his behaviour has been causing pain in their marriage - but not quite enough pain.




I wonder how the consultant goes about measuring her?



Secondary sexual characteristics - they're even more annoying than the primary ones, sometimes.  Fortunately, a simple surgical procedure can deal with both at the same time.
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Six of the best

February 10, 2017, 1:18 am
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A good caning never hurt anyone, right?

Oh, hang on...


I think I'm pretty strongly oriented towards serving Mistress Eleise already.



What to do... what to do.



Ermm... oh, you know.  Nothing really.  Just one of those things. Forget I said anything.     Please?



You should stand up for your rights.  When you've finished bending over for the cane, obviously.




I hope she doesn't mind frantic tugging at the bonds, and pitiful pleading, mixed in with the screaming.



She'll probably be able to empathise more with your pain, now. Probably
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Love hurts

February 14, 2017, 2:00 am
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...in all sorts of unexpected ways. But today is the day for celebrating love, harking all the way back to St Valentine himself who found love while incarcerated behind the bars of a prison cell, before being tortured to death.  He remains an inspiration to us all.

You can't run away from love.


She's working hard for this marriage.  Maxim and Sven are probably going to be giving it their all too. So what about you?




Just once.



Love can also express itself through pain, terror, panic - especially when instruments of torture are involved.  It's just part of how it feels, when it's real, you know?


I had a friend who wanted to give his SO the ultimate gift, and secretly commissioned a designer leather firm to sort it out. Sadly, there was a mix-up and he ended up as about a fifth of a matching armchair and sofa set that was sold to some billionaire in Qatar with more money than taste. But she would have been quite touched by the gesture, had she ever known about it.
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And if she goes away, I'm like someone who's left out in the rain.

February 16, 2017, 3:52 pm
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Cos you can't beat a bit of E.L.O.



Some days you just can't seem to get up.


I wonder if they do 'extras'?



Damn.  She's catching on.



OK.



Well, a halfsome anyway.
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Chain keep us together, running in the shadow

February 21, 2017, 2:53 am
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Yes, it's another link to a music video with only the most spurious and tangential connection - if any - to the theme of this blog.  
 
That theme being, obviously, this:

He even scratched in the corner his tally of how many there are.  But you could wipe that off if you don't want spoilers.



He's going to have ever such a clean mouth. And a very respectful attitude too.



Hmmm. Looks like you're gettig that date rape after all!



Oh, it doesn't matter.  Mouth and anus - they're just two ends of the same tube. As my SO likes to point out: shit comes out of both and ocasionally needs to be shoved into both too, so why worry?



Awww.  Sweet.
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Ordered relationship

February 24, 2017, 3:19 am
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According to Wikipedia's page on Order Theory: "In other contexts, orders may capture notions of containment."  Well, that's certainly true.  There are several types of orders, if I understand correctly, among which 'strict ordering' is clearly the best.

Oh, I think we know what Natasha's going to say. She's been breaking boys' legs since she was a teenager.



Sounds like a lot of fun. Get to work!



If everything not OK, there might be some bureaucratic formalities to go through, at the male holding centre.



You have something you'd rather spend 60% of your income on, than the divine Lady Sophia Black?
 Awww no... I went to put in a link but her website has shut down and she is protecting her tweets.  I hope Lady Sophia hasn't retired from the scene.  She's wonderful.



She's gone to all that trouble. The least you can do is suffer for her, hmm?
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Movie night!

February 26, 2017, 1:27 am
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To be honest, I've never much seen the point of the Oscars.  

It's always such a disappointment, so many awards being handed out to people other than Anne.  I'm not even going to watch it this year, partly as a result of that manifest unfairness, also because my TV privileges have been withdrawn for six months, for being uppity.

Obviously, I'm not saying She should get all the awards. I suppose that they have to go through the motions of giving a few of the prizes to other people, but they don't have to make such a fuss about it.  They could have a separate ceremony at, I duuno, 10 in the morning or something and hand out a few things for best special effects in a foreign-language wildlife documentary and suchlike, then get all that out of the way so they can devote the evening to honouring Her. 

Oh and 'best' actor?  Really???   I mean, come on. Why not just go out into the street and start handing out awards for best left-over kebab, or most elegant piss stain against the wall?  Political correctness gone mad, if you ask me.

Anyway, here are some movie-themed captions. Mostly sci-fi. I love sci-fi.  I also love Anne Hathaway. It's about time I told you that; I've been concealing it for too long.



There's a shocking plot twist in Arrival. I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen the movie, but let's just say that Amy spends a long time in that suit at one point, and someone starts getting all snarky when she orders him to clean it out.







Sneak preview - I'm actually an extra in the sequel, WAOM 2!  Well, a part of me is, anyway.  Actually, it's a stain on the sole of one of Tricia's boots, but I do get a credit.


Life support won't shut down for a day or two. So you'll have the time to make the place tidy.



I imagine everyone's seen this movie, so I don't suppose it's news to anyone that the males surrender and are tortured viciously; the survivors being branded and enslaved. It's a vison of a crushing, brutal tyrannical regime, spreading slavery and misery across the galaxy.   But then Star Trek has always been idealistic like that.







If he was a bit brighter, he might have wondered why the deck his pod is on is called "Cargo Deck 3".  But he's a man and men can be distressingly unobservant.









Actually, some of them have small speaking roles. Mostly crying and begging for mercy.
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That's what she said

February 28, 2017, 5:04 am
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There's a lot of give and take in their relationship, as you can see.



That one's called 'the tickler'.  Come on - arms up to the shackles - this is going to be fun!


Just lick something at random - quickly!



Men's libbers just need to spend more time reflecting quietly on how lucky they are to be living in a female-led society, if you ask me. In the corner, with a well-smacked bottom, preferably.



There's a hand gesture for 'go away' as well. Pray she never uses it.
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Slavr

March 3, 2017, 9:12 am
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I have mentioned the 'Slavr' app a few times on this blog.  A number of you (quite a small number) have written to ask about it.  To be honest, I thought you'd all be on it already ("a bunch of lazy little sods who need a good whipping, your readers" my SO commented).  Surely everyone uses Slavr these days?  It has pretty much got rid of the old-fashioned 24/7 lifetime slavery contract approach for good, I'd have thought.

But, for the benefit of those who can't be bothered to go off and just ask Mistress Google*, here's a brief summary.

Slavr, in brief, is a platform for slave service sharing.  It provides useful and occasionally amusing services to ladies, while giving males some meaning in their otherwise purposeless and absurd little lives.  Users can register as a 'taskmistress' or a 'slave user' ('sluser', or often just shortened to 'loser'), with the former limited of course to female citizens**.   Taskmistress registration is a simple operation, just involving downloading an app but the sluser registration process is much slower, with a 117 page license agreement to be clicked through and 16 different pages of forms to fill in, including all the necessary legal and medical disclaimers.  The app frequently crashes during this process, requiring the prospective user to begin again.  Despite this, there are presently more than forty times as many registered slusers as taskmistresses, which just goes to show how desperate men can get.

Once registered, a sluser is required to declare availability.  This is the most important stage in the registration process (not least because almost all of the other information that the prospective sluser laboriously types in is simply discarded without even being sent to the Slavr servers).  Males between the ages of 18 - 65 must declare minimum availability of at least three evenings a week (three hour minimum availability period) plus at least one full day (6 am to midnight) at weekends.  It is also possible simply to declare unavailable times instead, such as office working hours, with all other time presumed 'available'.


Ever spent hours scrubbing between tiles with a toothbrush? No? Get on Slavr and you'll find out what you've been missing - it was the ninteenth most popular task from taskmistresses in 2016!

Slusers should also declare skills.  Only consistently highly-rated slusers qualify to be assessed for sexual services, so don’t bother looking for ‘cunnilingus’ and similar on the menus.  Put housework down (and break it down by task if possible – you’ll be rated for individual activities and a five-star washing-up slave is unlikely to perform well in a really complex ironing task).  Unskilled labour is automatically checked, as is any amount of heavy lifting for slusers below the age of 65.  During temporary periods of illness, confirmed by a Slavr-certified female doctor, slusers may be ineligible for hard physical labour, as may over-65 seniors not registered for the “Work me to death” programme. Don’t forget about professional skills too.  Many taskmistresses are a lot more interested in getting free labour from highly qualified professionals, than using them as footstools, oddly enough. A taskmistress trying to sort out her financial affairs might be really pleased to find a highly-paid accountant to do it for nothing, for example.  Lawyers also seem to be much in demand, particularly for the more demeaning and painful tasks.

Perhaps surprisingly for many slusers "having my shiny high-heeled boots licked clean" featured nowhere in the top 100 tasks commanded on Slavr in 2016.  Among the standard tasks, "Laundry and ironing" came top, followed by "Carry a heavy thing". Time for a new fetish, perhaps?


The taskmistress basic interface is shown below.  Any taskmistress can see all available slusers within her area, for immediate tasking. She can also book in advance, which is particularly useful for taskmistresses living in remote locations.  Unlike the evening slots, full-day slots from 6am to midnight do not include travel time, so a sluser might need to journey through the night to be ready and waiting at the designated spot bright and early the next day.  Taskmistresses can see all relevant details about any slusers, simply by selecting them from the map or the full directory.  As specified by the sluser privacy agreement, information such as name, age, home address, skills, availability, location, previous ratings, bank balance and photo are all shared among all taskmistress users at all times.



During a period of registered availability, a sluser's phone must be switched on and have an active data connection. Slavr regularly 'pings' users' phones to check connectivity, so it’s advisable not to let the battery run down. Many slusers maintain a dedicated smartphone just for Slavr.  SlavrCorp is reportedly developing its own-brand smartphone, that will only be capable of running the Slavr app, can be conveniently attached to any part of the body and delivers electric shocks when tasks arrive (or at any time, on the command of any registered taskmistress, worldwide).You can register as a beta tester on the SlavrCorp web site, I believe.

Shopping with friends.  And a sluser or two carying the heavy stuff behind them.


For immediate tasking, the taskmistress simply selects her preferred sluser and presses “Run!”. The sluser’s phone will ring, vibrate and (if fitted with the Slavr ShockCaller) deliver an electric shock, terminate all ongoing phone calls and apps and display a screen similar to the one below:



The sluser has the option of clicking on the “Yes Mistress, right away!” button or… well, that’s it really.

 
Remember: the button she pressed is not marked 'call' or 'request' or 'summon'.  The button she pressed is 'Run' and so you had better fucking run, hadn't you boy?


The sluser must be kneeling in the location required before the counter reaches zero.  Times to reach the rendezvous point are calculated from Google Maps (with the time multiplied by 0.7, as Google Maps assumes the user is not running).   Many taskmistresses will automatically down-rate any sluser who is not early.  Reminders may be sent.





Sometimes the taskmistress will be waiting at the rendezvous point, more usually she will take her own sweet time. Many taskmistresses use Slavr for carrying shopping, for example, typically requesting a pick-up just before entering the store, so they can be confident a sluser will be there on his knees whenever they come out.  Occasionally, taskmistresses will change their minds or simply forget about their Slavr order.  They can cancel but there’s really no reason to do so, so in those circumstances the sluser will simply remain in the kneeling position.  In the early days of Slavr, these ‘abandoned’ slusers caused some problems and many taskmistresses reported slusers with bad knees almost unable to walk or carry out the simplest tasks without whipping, due to kneeling too long.  Slavr therefore now automatically cancels a task after a sluser has been kneeling for two hours without pick-up, checking first with the taskmistress whether she wishes to extend for a further two hours***.  

Many slusers find the work quite hard at first. Don't worry - even though they know you're submissive, Slavr's taskmistresses also realise that you're just another lazy, feckless man without the right encouragement.  This sluser's about to get some direct user feedback.



At the end of the tasking, of course the sluser is released (this will happen automatically after just 12 hours inactivity, so don't worry your taskmistress forgets formally to end the task).  The taskmistress is prompted to rate the sluser's service.  Feedback is very important indeed and the Slavr corporation ensures that all of its registered slusers receive a comprehensive feedback session at least once a week.  Ratings of two stars and below are dealt with wtithin 24 hours, after which will be given the opportunity to send a written apology, explaining how much you learnt from the experience.






If a sluser receives a no-star rating, the taskmistress will be sent a video link to watch the feedback session if she wishes. Ladies of a kindly disposition are advised to consider carefully whether they actually want to see it.



Update!  There's exciting news about Slavr's new service - Slavr-Pay!  Here's an advance copy of the pitch.  

Ladies!  Sign up with Slavr-Pay to make life easier at the checkout.  Just open up the app, select "Slavr-Pay" as an option and you'll see all the local slusers and their available bank balances.  Select the one nearest to you who has enough for whatever it is you're buying and select 'Run!'.  Your sluser will come straight to the cash desk and settle everything.  He's supposed to thank you for the privilege, so ding him when you rate him if he fails to do so.



 *  That's Google's special search service for male subs.  You have to ask very, very nicely for search results, then wait on your knees.  What? You hadn't heard of it? Honestly, am I the only here who actually uses a computer?

** SlavrFem - purportedly a new service aimed at dominant males seeking submissive females turned out to be a hoax operation, run by a group of female supremacists.  Approximately 15,000 male users registered on the first day. SlavrCorp moved rapidly to disown the hoax product and it is thought that no more than a thousand males actually attempted to use the service to arrange a rendezvous with a female slave.  A class action suit, seeking to pin the blame for the castration these men experienced on SlavrCorp itself, was thrown out by Justice Erica Braithwaite with the comment "These dumb men and their genitals are much better separated anyway.".

***  Of course, if a taskmistress actually intends for a sluser to kneel for any period of time, she can simply set it as a task, in which case no limit is imposed, rather than going to the trouble of clicking for an extension every two hours.
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Deliver us from freedom

March 7, 2017, 9:23 am
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It's a small town, so the walk of shame afterwards will only take you 15 minutes or so.



I had a very traditional upbringing - strict discipline, cold showers, that kind of thing.  It cost about £450 but it was worth every penny and I'm going back in a few weeks for another one.



Goodness, if you can't trust your cleaner with that sort of trivial responsibility, why would you even let her into the house?


Ahhh male doms.  I think male doms are just great, in their proper place.


Perhaps you'd better approach the bench.
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Suitable treatment

March 9, 2017, 11:13 pm
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Ah... the second childhood. I'm looking forward to that.



(sorry)



Therapy can be painful.



Quite a therapeutic theme today.  Using boys for anger management makes a lot of sense: it can work off a lot of tension and no one who matters gets hurt.



Little does she know I'm a humiliation freak as well as a service-oriented submissive, so being despised is just all part of the fun!

Hmmm... just noticed that my favourite Tumblr cuandolasmujeresmanden has just disappeared.  Damn! I know there's about a billion femdom image reposting Tumblrs but cuando somehow just managed precisely to match my own perverted tastes .  And only posted high quality pictures too.  First 'Femdom Times' goes into hibernation for ever and now this.  Does Tumblr close down 'adult' blogs?  I must say, I can't quite see the point, given that there'd still be 999,999,999 of them left.

Grrrr....   If anyone has a particular recommendation feel free to share it in the comments.  No blogs with nekkid women, granny porn or really icky things being done to men's genitals and shown in close-up please.  Just good healthy bondage and discipline.  And humiliation, contempt and cruelty.
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Simply divine, darling

March 14, 2017, 12:29 am
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It's always such a relief when finally the boxes are all unpacked, there's a chain the right length in each room, all the pillories and cages have been assembled and you can get back to ordinary married life, for goodness sake.



She's always taken roleplay very seriously. They tried medical fetish play once and it didn't turn out well.



Making a decision of my own free will, to do exactly whatever she has told me, immediately, is the secret to a happy life I find.




Oh, you've already promised to honour and obey him, so adding love to the mix doesn't change much.



The truth will not set you free.
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Servility costs nothing

March 17, 2017, 12:54 am
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(although finding someone to whom to be servile can run to several hundred pounds an hour, in my experience)


This is something many men still have to learn.  Just because a woman chooses to wear something sexy, you can't assume she's doing so for your pleasure.



Any fundamentalist religious types who don't believe in female supremacy might care to meditate on why the Divine Being provided males with testicles in such a handy container, and then wired them stright into the pain centres.  Don't you think She's given us a bit of a clue, there?



Mis-statement I'd like to forget?



One day he's going to have to give up the thing that matters most to him. Her.



Yeah, the usual order.
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Sometimes you need a little help

March 18, 2017, 7:49 am
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Hi there!  Amdigames in-game help, Sara here!  What can I help you with?

Er… no, sir, I guess all our male helpers are busy with other callers.  And also, that’s just a little sexist. I am entirely familiar with all our –

Sure, OK.  No problem.  So: what game have you been playing?

Virtual Girlfriend 3.0?  Oh-kay!  Let me just load that up for you.  And are you playing the parentally blocked version, or the adult edition?  Oh-kay.

So… menu screen… full adult.  Do you have kind of sex toys plugged in or are you just using…

Your hand?  What do you mean, you're using your – oh I see. No, I actually meant what game controller are you using.  I’ll just put mouse and keyboard.

OK, and can you tell me which virtual girl you chose?  Oooh, Suki! OK. 

So what’s the problem?

She won’t what, sorry? ‘Put out’?

Oh, I see.  OK, hold on. What level are you on?  Cos like for the first few levels, you’re just wooing them and it’s only on level three that they –

Level six?  OK, that’s weird.  She should be putting out everything she's got by then, no question.  And did she, er…, 'put out' on the earlier levels?  No?

OK.  Let’s see.  I’ll just run through a quick script to shortcut through to … OK, so I’m on level six, and I’ve poured her a drink and Suki says… what does Suki say, hang on...

Suki says she wants to run her hot tongue up and down my throbbing love piston.  She also says her pussy is soaking with carnal desire. 

You got the same dialogue? No? What does she say on yours?

She’s ‘got a headache’?  Hmm… That’s really not supposed to happen. Is your avatar still wearing clothes?  OK, try dropping your pants.  Let her see your, erm… ‘throbbing love piston’.

She's what?  She's laughing?  What kind of laughing? Laughing funny, or laughing hysterically, or laughing like - I dunno.  How's she laughing?

She's 'laughing like the girls always laugh'?  OK.  You know, sir, I'm not sure what you mean by that.  But I think it sounds like Suki might be a little glitched there.  Maybe we could try a different girl?  Can you go back to the menu page?

Yeah, just choose any of them.  You should see 24.

Only three?  OK, well, just choose one of them, I guess.

Amber?  OK, sure.  So, you click on Amber and you should see her phone number.  And then you’re gonna call her, and Amber’s gonna get all hot just at the sound of your voice and then –

She hung up on you?

OK, well you can still visit her apartment.  You know – you can get these stealth skills, so you can sneak into girls’ apartments and hide in their closets as long as your stealth skill is at level 3 or above, so –

 - your stealth skill is at level 19?  Wow.  I didn’t know it went up that high.  You must really like sneaking around in girls’ erm… anyway!  That’s great. So – let’s break into Amber’s apartment and see if we can surprise her undressing or something. (euw)

You in? OK?  So what’s Amber doing?

What do you mean, she’s not there? She has to be there.  She’s just a few lines of code in a game, she doesn’t get to decide to go out and do something else…

Nowhere to be seen? Are you sure? 

OK, well look sir, I’m really sorry.  I don’t know what the heck has gone wrong with your game, but we can send you a voucher that you can use to purchase any of our – what?

She left a pair of stinky trainers and her bin is full of used tampons? OK, well like I said sir, I’m really sorry that this has happened and –

Fine? What do you mean, it’s fine?

Sir?

Sir?

Sir I’m still online here and I can hear you.  If you wouldn’t mind putting the phone down before you… before you finish what you’re doing I’d appreciate it.  Only we’re not allowed to terminate the call ourselves you see, and –

Oh gross. Oh I so hate my job.

Hhhhhhmmm.

Sir?

Sir?

Oh, hi?  So… Sara still here… Amdigames?  Can I take it you’re now OK with your game?

Great.  And... ermm… I have to ask, were you satisfied with the way this call went?

‘Entirely satisfied’.  Yeah, I kind of guessed that.  OK, well, I’ll say goodbye then and … go off and have a shower or something.

Wait!  I did not say that!  You are NOT to think about me having a shower, because –

Damn, you’ve gone.

EUUUGGHHH!  That was so....  Oh, YUK!

Hey Tony, can I take a five minute break?  I need to wash.  Like, really thoroughly.  Then I’d like to go back to the MMO section, if I can?  I miss the days of telling nerds they need more strength to lift their orc-cleavers.




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Pitiful, really

March 21, 2017, 1:14 am
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...but it's all I've got.

I once dated a girl who said she wanted me to be a stallion in the bedroom.  So I got all kitted up, you know in reins and harness, and when she came into the room I handed her spurs and the riding whip and she just screamed, slapped me round the face and left. How humiliating. Happy days...



Former boyfriends... bane of my life.



The first time a domme gave me a golden shower and ordered me to lick it up, She asked me what the taste was like.  I replied 'tart' and things got very painful, very quickly.   (Non-British readers won't get that: don't worry about it, move on).



I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero.



She's lying because she knows I like the contempt.  Really, she has to keep swigging at that bottle to take her mind off the hot action in front of her.  Otherwise she'd be overpowered with lust, at the sight of an overweight middle-aged sub, desperately jerking away on the floor by her boots.  Women just can't resist that kind of thing.
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Indignity

March 24, 2017, 4:56 am
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Try hopping back and forth from one leg to the other. That can help a lot.



Well, OK, as long as it's safe, sane, consensual and well-deserved. Or any two of those, anwyay.


People say that to keep up a diet you have to be really strict with yourself, but I've found that someone else being strict works just as well.


While you're down there, you notice Simon's shoes are quite badly scuffed - and there's a client meeting later. What do you do? (a) say nothing, (b) let him know or (c) give them a quick polish yourself, as you're there anyway. Take your time, there are no 'wrong' answers.





Well, as long as she remembers to keep it charged this time.
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The wrongs of man

March 28, 2017, 1:10 pm
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are self-evident but can be sorted out by the smack of firm government in the right hands.


 
She sounds like she knows what she's doing.






Another day, another dollar.  Well... not a whole dollar, obviously.  That's just a saying.  In fact, they only spend a penny each time.




Huh! I'd like to see him do better.


Maybe try another topic of conversation? I mean - you got her attention. That's a good start.

See, there he is while she's telling him how upset she was about his thoughtless gift and all he can think about is how his lungs are burning.  That's what men are like. It's a good thing there's femdom to help set us right, that's all I can say.
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The other side of BDSM

March 31, 2017, 9:21 am
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As the intro to this blog says, we don't generally feature a lot of material here that will be of interest to the dominant male.  About a year ago, I ran an experimental 'female submissive' post, but it didn't really take.  However, that's not to say that Contemplating the Divine doesn't recognise that there's a whole side of BDSM almost uncovered here - the viewpoint of the male dom.

Sometimes it seems almost as though maledom and femdom are two separate worlds but there are many who are prepared to reach out across the divide and today we'll be celebrating "We love our Maledom allies" day - featuring short introductions and profiles to some of the dominant men who've been prepared to learn a bit more about the femdom scene.  Maybe we'll learn a bit more about what gets a bear or a bull's rocks off as we do, eh?

So here we go.


First up, we have Master Eric, here!  Master Eric likes dressing in leather, considers himself a 'bear' and is very much into the whole Daddy/daughter scene.  Master Eric first got interested in femdom when he was picked up in a leather bar by two lovely ladies who told him they needed punishing for their uncontrollable lesbian lusts and he's been with them ever since.

Say hello, Master Eric! 

OK, he's a little shy.  Anyway, Master Eric's favourite things are blowjobs and redheads in tight bondage and I'm told your least favourite things are hot-waxing and ironing, is that right Eric?

What's that?  You actually love your hairless body and you're grateful to Miss Erica and Miss Cindy for allowing you to do their ironing?  Oh, OK.  I must have been misinformed.  Great to meet you, anyway, Master Eric! 

Can you give us a curtsey, Master Eric?



Next up we have Sir Rodney.  Sir Rodney still goes along to those BDSM clubs where he used to hang out before he started to get interested in the femdom lifestyle.  He even spends a lot of time with some of his old dom friends when he does, although he likes to remain anonymous behind the gimp mask you can see him in below.  Unlike many doms, Sir Rodney says he really hates blow jobs!  See - and you thought all male doms were much the same.  Anyway, do say hello if you ever come across him.


Sir Rodney, the gallant knight, all suited up and ready to do his duty!



Now our third dominant guest is someone you might have heard of: 'The Mountain Man'?  Mountain Man illustrates a little-remarked feature of the maledom lifestyle: without a woman's touch, the lifestyle can get a bit unhealthy.  Mountain Man here used to eat nothing but steaks - as rare as he could get it - and let's face it, that's not going to give you the roughage you need as you get older.  But nowadays Mountain Man eats a vegetarian diet.  What's that you're eating Mountain Man?  Diced carrot with mashed turnip?  Mmmm.  Sounds good.  And stewed prune to follow too?  You're a lucky guy, Mountain Man, you know that?


Mountain Man's vegetarian diet helps keep his bowel movements regular and healthy, as do the twice-daily enemas.





Now our next guest has only recently started to get into the femdom scene - just two days ago, I believe.  Meet Headmaster George.  Headmaster George thinks nothing of taking an adult schoolgirl and bending her over his desk for six of the best with his cane.  A good swishing never did anyone any harm, eh Headmaster George?  Headmaster George?  

Obviously got something else on his mind.  He is just about to go off for yet another school roleplay session, after all.  Must be quite a treat, after all those years trying to find women desperate enough for cash to help satisfy his unpleasant urges.

Headmaster George's education in femdom is just beginning - but already he's learnt that there's more than one way schoolgirls can be naughty, and despite his many years of experience, I think he's finding out new things about the strap, the cane and the tawse as well.  That's just the spirit of independent inquiry - backed up by rote learning, obviously - that this blog post is all about.  

Well done Headmaster George!

Headmaster George is curently in detention. Probably quite a long detention - but that's OK, plenty of his former 'schoolgirl' playmates to keep him busy.



And finally, we have Derek!  Well, this lady below does, anyway.  Derek's never been to a BDSM club, never smacked a girl's bottom in his life.  Have you, Derek?  But his mother found a little stash of magazines full of bound-up bondage beauties and realised that this was something she didn't know so much about but that her sister Agatha, who used to teach at a reformatory school, probably would.  Anyway, to cut a long story short, Agatha agreed to take over his upbringing and he's been with her ever since.  Maybe one day he'll get a chance to live his dreams of having a young woman helplessly bound at his disposal.  He'll have to see what Agatha's young friend Clarissa thinks, that's all.  She's going to marry him - but it's a secret, OK?  They thought it would be more fun for him if the wedding came as a surprise.

Derek has a lovely cooling dip on a hot summer's day. He also takes lovely cooling dips on cold winter days, but fortunately his Aunt Agatha knows lots of ways of warming him up.

And that's that!  See - those big dominant males weren't as macho and hardcore as we all thought, eh?  And it just goes to show how tolerant and welcoming the world of femdom truly is. And if any maledoms are reading this - why not give it a go? What's the worst that could happen, after all?


There you go. Back to normal service - oh, when April's properly under way I expect.  If for some reason there are no more blog posts it's probably because I have gone off to invade Norway.  Do Norwegian soldiers ever abuse prisoners of war? Goodness, I hope so.
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Sex and violence...

April 2, 2017, 9:31 am
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Sex and violence, sex and violence
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Fortunately for us, we can only see her front in this picture, so obviously there's no inappropriate leering from our side.



She's got a funny story about how he actually proposed - just wait.



Bondage and arachnophobia... quite a stimulating combination, I think.



The lovely Idda Van Munster who will be featured here again, believe me.

...and just to annoy Declan again:

    
Can I stake a claim for the first use of the word 'contemporaneous' in a femdom porn blog, please? *  


* Don't worry - we're back to normal service after Friday's maledom special and we are no longer expecting male dominant readers.  So it's OK to use big complicated words and subtle(ish) humour.  Yay!
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