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To wear that ball and chain
It's been the ruin of many a poor boy.She has. Twice already just this week, actually.Can't disagree with that.He's actually going to be hotter here at home than she is on the beach, oddly enough.She...
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Earning my stripes
And I didn't even use paracetemol - that's cheating.Poor thing - thinking about it all afternoon like that.Like steel needles, huh? Oh dear. Many of us know how awful those can feel.And don't forget...
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Obeisance
The trick to a happy marriage is to realise when she's not actually 'asking'.Mummy's got grown-up things she needs to do, by the look of it, poppet.I do, I do!It sounds ideal.What have I got to lose?...
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Vacation, all I ever wanted
It's that holiday time again. Sun, sand, sea and sangria - so it's kennel time for poor old Servitor for two weeks. Still: at least I won't get rabies. As has become a tradition, I'll queue up a...
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Vacation, all I ever wanted (6)
Quick reminder (most readers of this blog being male and thus having poor verbal reasoning and comprehension skills): holiday period, Servitor's therefore in kennels for the duration and unable to...
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Vacation, all I ever wanted (14) special bonus extra
Servitor's kennel time should be over, so there will be a regular post again on Tuesday! Unless she forgot about him -again! - in which case I suppose there won't be...
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Back to reality
... well, the loose approximation of it represented by this blog, anyway.The holiday, since you ask, was fantastic. It was in one of those picture-perfect resorts, you know, with the palm trees coming...
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I hold these truths to be self-evident
That all women are created equal, and that men are all equally useless. I'm certainly looking forward to voting for Female Supremacist candidates... I'd really rather not bother my little head about...
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Be cruel to thy neighbour
It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really.Scurry scurry scurry.She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be...
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