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Beneath contempt
... but I'm hoping to elevate myself to that level, through hard work and diligent attention to Her wishes.Of course, bondage play is out of the question. But also unnecessary.Yes. A sympathy fuck...
View ArticleManaged care
Well, I hope she finds something to amuse herself with while you're busy with all that.You get to wear a nightie just like hers, too.And she has a lot more than ten commandments.I find I do some of my...
View ArticleWhip service
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...Oh well, at least you're still alive, right?They still call him 'Fatso': the name they gave him when he arrived. I think that's unnecessarily insulting, to...
View ArticleFuture perfect
By popular demand*, more scenes from the 2020 election campaign and the Hathaway administration's first term.** These ones seem quite heavily to feature Megyn Kelly***. If you object to that****,...
View ArticlePeople and things
These things, for example.Just for once, the linked music video is related.Loosely, anyway.A stage magician tried to hypnotise me once, but he failed completely. I am one of those very rare people who...
View ArticleImpertinence
Well, that doesn't seem very fair. I mean, does Andrew have to ask my permission when he comes in and puts his big muddy boots up on my nice clean chairs? I think not.And for you.Mmm... sissy maid...
View ArticleCompliance training
He'll do OK on personal appearance too. He looks like a cringing, terrified little worm, which is exactly how she likes it.Don't you just hate it when the dates of your personal appraisals at home and...
View ArticleBossy boots
See? Told you that in the future, boots would stamp down on male faces forever. Or was that George Orwell? Anyway, I have pictures to prove it.It might get a bit smelly in there, that's the only...
View ArticlePink? Pink? Well, what's wrong with pink?
Seems like you got a pink kink in your think!Thank goodness I'm not going to be the only one there in pink, anyway.I only went for the make-up tips anyway.Ah - the rolling pin! Just in that sweet...
View ArticleA turn for the better
Turning points! Lots more here. Mild, implied femdom, mildly entertaining. All right? Jolly good.
View ArticleSo pretty, oh so pretty
Not the version by those dreadful yobs, of course, but by Mistress Joan.Oh well, I suppose it's something to take my mind off it.She's Prisoner Welfare Officer too, so you know she's got your best...
View ArticleAlternative facts
I know you all yearn for a Goverment committeed to the smack of firm but loving matriarchal discipline but if we've learnt anything over the last year or two, it's that in politics anything can happen...
View ArticleSub title
On the other hand, until she's actually checked the lingerie, she won't know. I mean, he might.Safewords are a hard limit for my own domme. She understands why some people like to use them in play,...
View ArticleFemalevolence
Oh, just go with it. You enjoy sexy abbatoir play, she enjoys bacon sandwiches. You're very compatible.Don't worry. She respects the hard limits imposed by the Geneva Convention. No hollow-nosed...
View ArticleThe Princess and the penis
Once upon a time there was a Prince who was handsome, witty, kind and clever. He was heir to a prosperous Kingdom, where the people were happy and peaceful. The King and Queen owned many palaces, all...
View ArticleMultidisciplinary
Men and their gadgets. You can give him just as unpleasant a night with some good old-fashioned rope, a cold dripping shower and some nipple clamps. Why does everything have to be so hi tech?Regular...
View ArticleMarital law
I know how to satisfy my wife sexually. I just have to hire some help to do it in practice.Depends what you define as a problem. There's obviously going to be a lot of screaming, for a start, and -...
View ArticleThe imperative mood
"The imperative mood (often referred to simply as a command) is used to express demands, instructions or requests. We usually use the second person (plulral or singular) with an unspoken "you" for the...
View ArticleGood manners never hurt anyone
Bad manners, on the other hand, can you leave you sore for days.See what I mean about good manners? He's approaching the conversation in a polite, respectful way. I am sure she'll give him a fair...
View ArticleThe whole principle of arguing with women is intrinsically wrong
I'm not claiming the link is really on topic but (a) I like Simon Pegg (b) I like Sally Phillips too - rather a lot (c) she does say that and she topples him too... After that, it's less...
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