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But I would walk 500 miles
And I will walk 500 moreJust to be the man who walked 1000 milesTo fall down at your doorda da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dum dum tiddly um dum tiddly umda da - oh,...
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The deal
Not for the first time, I found myself writing a 'caption' that's so long it could barely fit onto the Sistine Chapel ceiling (and, to be honest, might not be entirely appropriate there), so instead of...
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The unfairer sex
Oh dear. You don't think they'll tell the other girls in the office do you?Actually, he's in for a nice surprise in a couple of months. She's going to come in, first thing in the morning, and remove...
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Teenage kicks right through the night
Great song, terrible idea if you have to get up and go to work the next day.Like, totally.Oooh. Four, I think. Yes. Four. But strangely, there's another eight I never reach. I wonder what they're...
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A dish best served cold
...I always thought the phrase was about "revenge" but She assures me it's really "baked beans". Or "bacon rind". Who knew?Why don't they wear boots like that any more? I'd pay extra. A lot extra....
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Well heeled
They are, and so am I when they let me get close.Still, he got his money's worth.Goodness. This looks as if it's about to get very adventurous. Positively kinky.I can only 'take' a few strokes, I'm...
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The crying game
It's her favourite. But she can tell when I'm faking.The important think about science is that experiments should be repeatable. So, they've done this experiment nineteen times now, and the boy's...
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Humiliation session
You want me to humiliate you? Tell you about the contempt I feel for you? All right.Well, for a start, of course, the only reason I’m even talking to you is because you’re paying. Actually, I’m...
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Learning to crawl
Bring me to my kneesNever mind. If she does do any damage to his back, I expect the six hours on hands and knees scrubbing the stone floors of the Chateau that she has planned for him this afternoon...
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Yet more secrets of a happy marriage
Many of you have turned to me for advice on your relationships. OK, here's some advice: you're insane. Have you read this blog? Meanwhile, for any readers who enjoyed the first Seven Secrets of a...
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A snivelling little rat-faced git
That's me! This phrase is what Google suggests when you start with 'Snivelling little'. I was expecting 'worm', but then maybe the kinds of videos we watch (you and me, you know) are a bit of a...
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Something for the ladies
You know, the other day my Significant Other was looking at this blog, and she told me she thought it was sexist! Can you imagine? She was quite cross about it too. Well, of course, as soon as I...
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Beneath her gaze
...it's where I like to be.(I've made a small change to the blog, making it wider (less blank space on the left, more room for larger pictures. It works on my computer and on IE, but let me know if it...
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Love and marriage
That?Oh yes, I’d forgotten you haven’t been here since I had that put in. Don’t you recognise it? It’s George – you know, my husband! Well, what’s left of him.Oh yes, he’s still my husband. We’re...
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Come closer honey that's better...
A favourite line... She presents a gardening programme on BBC nowadays. Strange but true.OK, now more of this:She has a great sense of humour, Mdame Sarka. I've commented ont his before, I think....
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Working it out
Yes, what is it? Well, I've got a little time. This boy down here is being very slow. Go ahead.Oh yes. I did say I’d allow you a reasonable number of orgasms, didn’t I? That was part of the...
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How much happiness does a marriage need anyway?
Goodness me, it seems that twenty-one secrets of a happy marriage are still not enough for some of you! Frankly, if your marriages are that unhappy, ladies, have you considered drowning the obnoxious...
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Despicable
Despicable: capable of being despised.Capable? I pay for the privilege. Hi - I'm Servitor!Captioned images of female domination (what else?) follow.Ah, now, you can say what you like about Miss...
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Office relationships are complicated
Oh! Well, ermm… I mean I’m flattered obviously, but..No, no, it’s not that I’m doing anything else, it's just that…Well, as we’re going to be working together I took the liberty of looking you up on...
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Only barely on topic
...as it doesn't count as 'found femdom', because there isn't really any femdom in it......but the new Wizard of Oz movie does have three delightfully forceful ladies in it, with some confusion about...
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