I worship her divine shadow.
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| I've had a few bruising relationships myself, but I usually have to pay for them. |
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| Unless she forgets, obviously. |
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| It's obviously preying on her mind, the poor thing. |
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| I pay a sex worker to have vanilla intercourse, once a month. She usually sends me a picture of the lucky guy. |
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| She'll get round to yours. You just need to wait very patiently. Try shifting your weight from side to side a bit if your knees are starting to hurt. |