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An orderly marriage

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Without question.




Good. Can't wait for my consciousness to be raised.




10 is the new 8?  You know, just the other week my SO was caning me and I thought we'd finished but she announced that 12 was the new 6!  I don't know... when I learnt maths in school it all seemed a lot simpler than that. You just held your hand out and counted until she was finished.



Actually, the vicar turned up on time and I have to say: he was quite cross to see what was happening on top of his altar!  So that was a bit embarassing, but the rest of the wedding day passed off smoothly.  The night didn't go so well, unfortunately, but thank goodness Sven was there too or I think things would really have been difficult.





If I manage to find a copy of the video, I'll share it with you. I've never actually posted a funny cat video - must be the only blog on the Internet not to have done so. 


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