Hello. You’ve reached Chastity Management Solutions, customer services line. Please select one of the following options.
If you are an existing customer of CMS, press 1 now.
If you are a new –
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Welcome back to Chastity Management Solutions, customer services line. Please enter your sixteen-digit customer number, followed by the pound or hash key.
99464674127854921853 #
I’m sorry, that customer number is not recognised. Please try again.
99464674126854921853 #
Welcome to your personal space at Chastity Management Solutions. How may we assist you today? Please select from the following list of options.
You can return to this menu at any time by pressing 0.
To report a damaged or malfunctioning chastity device, please press 1.
To find a chastity support group in your area, please press 2.
To request sexual relief, please press 3.
To request a change of keyholder, please press 4.
To speak to an operator, please press 9.
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All our operators are currently busy taking other customers’ calls. If you would like to wait for a customer operator, please press 1 now. Otherwise press 2 to return to the –
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Thank you. Estimated waiting time for a customer operator is currently… four hours and seventeen minutes. Please hold.
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Welcome to your personal space at Chastity Management Solutions. How may we assist you today? Please select from the following list of options.
You can return to this menu at any time by pressing 0.
To report a damaged or malfunctioning chastity device, please press 1.
To find a chastity support group in your area, please press 2.
To request sexual relief, please press 3.
To
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Please enter the date of your last release. If you are a new user, or have never been released, please enter the date at which you joined the chastity programme. Press 1 to begin entering the date, or 2 to return to the previous menu.
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Please enter the day of your last release, as a two digit number between one and thirty-one. For numbers less than ten, please enter a zero before the number. For example, if you were last released on the sixth day of the month, please enter zero six.
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Please enter the month of your last release, as a two digit number between one and twelve. For numbers less than ten, please enter a –
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Please enter the year of your last release, as the last two digits of the
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You have entered the… twenty-second of… November… twenty-nineteen. To confirm this date, please press 1 now. If you have entered an incorrect date, pl
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You have confirmed the date of your last release. Do you wish to request immediate relief, or book relief for a future date? Press nine to request immediate relief, otherwise
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We are processing your request. Here is some music.
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We’re sorry. The… twenty-second of… November… twenty-nineteen is too recent for us to approve your request. Your keyholder has not authorised relief at such a short interval after your previous orgasm. Please
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Welcome to your personal
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Please enter the date of your last release. If you
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Please enter
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Please enter the
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You have entered the… twenty-second of… August… twenty-nineteen. To confirm this date, please press 1 now.
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You have confirmed the date of your last release. Do you wish to request immediate relief, or book relief for a future date? Press nine to e
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We are processing your request. Here is some music.
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We’re sorry. The date you entered does not match the date in our records as your last authorised release. You have been awarded… three demerits and this incident has been reported to your keyholder. If you accept your guilt in this matter, please press 1. If you wish to dispute your guilt in this matter, please press 2.
We’re sorry. We did not detect any response. Please press 1 or 2 now. Failure to press either 1 or 2 will result in additional demerits being awarded.
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We’re sorry. Return to menu function has been disabled at this time. Two demerits awarded. If you accept your guilt in this matter, please press 1. If you wish to dispute your guilt in this matter, please press 2.
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Thank you. Two demerits have been added to your record for... attempting to avoid demerits awarded. You now have eight demerits on your record. Returning you to the previous menu.
The date you entered does not match the date in our records as your last authorised release. You have been awarded… three demerits and this incident has been reported to your keyholder. If you accept your guilt in this matter, please press 1. If you wish to dispute your guilt in this matter, please press 2.
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Thank you. Three demerits have been added to your record for... entering misleading information about your last release date. You now have eleven demerits on your record.
As your total demerits now exceed ten, all chastity release services on your account have been suspended until you have received the necessary disciplinary measures. Please do not hang up, as demerits and additional chastity time will be awarded until such time as you make an appointment with one of our disciplinary specialists. Please select from the list of following options.
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We’re sorry. Return to menu function has been disabled at this time. Two demerits awarded. If you accept your guilt in this matter, please press 1. If you wish to dispute your guilt in this matter, please press 2.
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Thank you. Two demerits have been added to your record for... attempting to avoid discipline. You now have thirteen demerits on your record. Returning you to the previous menu.
Please select from the list of following options:
To book a disciplinary session, please press 1 now.
To pay a financial penalty, please press 2 now.
To speak to an operator, please press 9.
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All our operators are currently busy taking other customers’ calls. If you would like to wait for a customer operator, please press 1 now. Otherwise press 2 to return to t
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Please select from the list of following options:
To book a disciplinary session, please press 1 now.
To pay a financial penalty, please press 2 now.
To speak to
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You have opted to pay a financial penalty. Please enter the number of demerits you wish to pay off, as a two digit number. For numbers less than ten, please enter a zero before
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Thank you. Processing request.
We’re sorry. The balance in your bank account is not sufficient to pay off… thirteen demerits. You are reminded that the financial penalty is set at £100 multiplied by the cube of the number of demerits, so paying off high demerit balances is unavoidably expensive. To pay off… thirteen demerits would require a payment of... two hundred and nineteen thousand and seven hundred pounds. Your bank account holds… three thousand four hundred and eleven pounds and eighty-four pence. This is sufficient to pay off... three demerits.
Please select from the list of following options:
To book a
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You have opted to pay a financial penalty. Please enter the number of demerits you
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Thank you. Processing request.
You have opted to pay off… three demerits. This will cost two thousand seven hundred pounds. Press 1 to confirm the payment or 2 to return to the disciplinary menu.
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We’re sorry. We did not detect any response. Please press 1 or 2 now. Failure to press either 1 or 2 will result in additional demerits being awarded.
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Financial penalty payment cancelled. Returning you to the disciplinary menu.
Please select from the list of following options:
To book a disciplinary
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You have opted to book a disciplinary session. Please note that options are limited as our disciplinary centres are very busy and our disciplinary specialists do not approve of clients picking and choosing too freely. Please select from the following options, in ascending order of harshness. Note that harsher implements require fewer strokes, for each demerit corrected.
To be paddled, press 1.
To be tawsed, press 2.
To be caned, press 3.
To be birched, press 4.
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We’re sorry. The number of demerits to be corrected is too large for a paddling be sufficient. Please select a harsher implement.
To be paddled, press 1.
To be tawsed,
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Thank you. You have opted to be tawsed. You will receive… thirty-nine strokes of the tawse across your bare buttocks, plus any extras the disciplinary specialist may see fit to bestow. You will now be asked to locate a convenient disciplinary centre near your registered location.
Your address is held on our records as London EC2 7NH. We believe you should therefore be able to attend our disciplinary centre in Bishopsgate. Press 1 to confirm or 2 for additional locations.
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You have opted to attend Bishopsgate disciplinary centre. The next available appointment is on… Tuesday 28th of January 2020 at… 9 am. Press 1 to confirm or 2 for an alternative date.
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You have opted for an alternative date. Two demerits awarded for putting off your discplinary session. This award cannot be disputed. You now have fifteen demerits.
The number of demerits to be corrected is too large for a tawsing be sufficient. Please select a harsher implement.
To be paddled, press
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Thank you. You have opted to be caned. You will receive… fifteen strokes of the cane across your bare buttocks, plus any extras the disciplinary specialist may see fit to bestow.
You have opted to attend Bishopsgate disciplinary centre. The next available appointment is on… Tuesday 29th of January 2020 at… 2 pm. Press 1 to confirm or 2 for an alternative date.
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Thank you. You will receive fifteen strokes of the cane across your bare buttocks, plus any extras the disciplinary specialist may see fit to bestow, at… Bishopsgate disciplinary centre on… Tuesday 29th of January 2020 at… 2 pm. Press 1 to confirm the appointment, or press 2 to return to –
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Thank you. Your caning is confirmed and your keyholder has been informed.
You will now be given a written punishment assignment to complete before your disciplinary session. Please ensure you have pen and paper to hand, to take down the assignment. When you have a pen and paper ready, please press 1.
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Thank you. You will now be given a written punishment assignment. This assignment has been automatically created to match your account profile and the offences for which you are being disciplined. You will write punishment lines. Please be ready to write down the punishment line.
Your punishment line is… “Because I tried to get my little dickie released by lying to Chastity Management Solutions customer services line, I must write these punishment lines and I will receive fifteen strokes of the cane across my bare buttocks, plus any extras the disciplinary specialist may see fit to bestow.” Press 1 to confirm your understanding of the punishment line, or press 2 to hear it again.
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Your punishment line is… “Because I tried to get my little dickie released by lying to Chastity Management Solutions customer services line, I must write these punishment lines and I will receive fifteen strokes of the cane across my bare buttocks, plus any extras the disciplinary specialist may see fit to bestow.” Press 1 to confirm your understanding of the punishment line, or press 2 to hear it again.
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Thank you. You will write this punishment line… two hundred and seventy-five times. When you attend the disciplinary centre you will bring your… two hundred and seventy-five completed lines with you. Please remember to repeat any lines containing an error and to tear up any pages containing more than three errors.
Please confirm your understanding by pressing 1, now.
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Thank you. Please select one of the following options to express your gratitude to Chastity Management Solutions for the disciplinary measures arranged today:
To express humble gratitude, press 1.
To kiss our boots in silent acknowledgement and shame, press 2.
To accept the decision grudgingly with a sullen look, please press 3.
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You have expressed humble gratitude for the disciplinary measures arranged today. No additional demerits awarded. Please select one of the following options to express your gratitude to Chastity Management Solutions for their continued management of your locked-up little dickie:
To express humble gratitude, press 1.
To kiss our boots in silent acknowledgement and shame, press 2.
To express frustration at your plight, please press 3.
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You have expressed humble gratitude for your continued chastity. No additional demerits awarded. Please select one of the following options that best describes you:
If you are a nasty little pervert whose dickie should be permanently locked away from the world, press 1 now.
If you are a sad little loser and the girls all laugh at your tiny dickie, press 2 now.
If you are a disgusting maggot who does not deserve to eat the mud off the soles of our boots, press 3 now.
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Thank you for calling Chastity Management Solutions, customer services line today. Goodbye, you… sad little loser.