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| Why bring up painful old memories? She seems nice... maybe it's time for a fresh start? |
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| Oddly enough, I never experienced corporal punishment as a child. My SO says we have to make up for lost time, and she's probably right. She usually is. |
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| Why do my dates always end up like this? |
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| Traditional country sports went through a bit of a low patch in the years between the Foxhunting (Prohibition) Act and the Sexual Offences (Remedial and Preventative Measures) Act, but they're now more popular than ever, even though men aren't allowed to take part. As riders, I mean. |
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| Oh dear. She's right, you know. I am a very, very bad person. Fortunately, this very evening I am visiting someone to whom I have given a lot of money to beat me for my sins. So that's all right. |