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| Maybe I'm just hungry... I expect she'd say that's because she's feeding me too often. |
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| Lots of men find it quite hard to turn a woman on, sexually, but if you're ever lucky enough to meet a real hard-core sadist, you'll probably find that just doing whatever comes naturally pushes all her buttons in just the right way. |
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| And she's having sex for both of you now, so it's quite a lot of work. |
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| Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth. |
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| Bob's shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now. If he wins, I wonder if he'll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech? Behind every successful man, they say... |