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| She decided on "Whiney" in the end. It seemed appropriate. |
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| My SO can do that. Just a few swishes of her magic wand and the housework begins - all without her lifting a finger. |
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| Ribbit |
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| Actually, that's not true. There was a woodman - still is, actually, somewhere. I expect she's got her reasons for keeping him hidden. |
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| Some day her Prince will come. You'll be in the cucky cupboard when he does, obviously. |