I do that. I'm really good at failing, actually.
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| A bit of a shame to call in sick - the girls at work recognised you and have something special planned, whenever you're next in the office. |
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| Marriage is always a learning experience. She's just determined to make the learning experience a bit more structured, that's all. |
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| I've always tried to use humour to defuse tense situations. On my very first... time with a woman, if you know what I mean, I was very nervous indeed. Fortunately she burst out laughing as soon as I'd taken my clothes off, and she was still giggling when her taxi arrived ten minutes later. I've always been able to make women laugh: it's a gift. |
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| I suppose that must mean she has a basement too - they're all the same, the houses on that row. I wonder what she keeps down there? |
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| Funnily enough, it turns out Prop 677 wasn't even necessary. Enough Californians worship Anne as a goddess for her to qualify for the religious exemption, so she didn't have to pay taxes anyway. Still: it was a nice gesture. |