They go together so well. More common than you might think.
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| In the - very unlikely - event that it does start giving you punishment-level shocks, there's a helpline you can call that's open every single day between 10 and 4, and usually only has a very short waiting time. So... nothing to worry about. |
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| That's the thing about a good thrashing with a cane: it's so straightforward. You know where you stand (corner, usually). |
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| And there's some lubricant in case any chafing symptoms emerge, for whatever reason. |
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| Don't worry: she's planning to consummate the marriage. Just not with you. |
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| I've always thought the mens lib movement would be much more effective if they just recognised reality and put a woman in charge. But they like to try to do things by themselves, bless them. |