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| Men's libbers are actually firmly opposed to being spanked. Most men are, actually. But they always end up thankful for it. |
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| I once paid a prostitute to have sex with me - booked with a credit card. But when I opened the door to her, she looked me up and down, dug around in her purse, handed me the same amount in cash and walked off. Which could actually be quite handy some time, if I'm ever somewhere with no ATMs. |
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| Never try puppy play alongside an actual dog. They're better at it. Much the same goes for sex and real men. Don't even try - you'll just look foolish. And you wouldn't want that. |
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| Except that she's started by using social media to advertise, so her first clients are precisely likely to be your friends. And your close family members. |
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| She's sneaked a tub of lube into the bottom of your tuck box. You know: to make the first few days a bit easier. She's kind like that. |