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| Good morning, darling! Happy honeymoon! Aww... you're down on your knees, how sweet! Are you going to give me a lovely little kiss? |
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| Good morning, darling? Now where are my morning kisses, hmm? |
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| Well, you're not going to be able to greet me properly from all the way up here, are you darling? Down you go. |
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| Just on the top of the stocking today, I think darling. I'm still cross with you. |
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| Hmm? No... no particular reason. I just thought it would be nice to have my morning kiss at the back for a change. |
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| Kiss! |
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| Come on, hurry up. You've got chores. |
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| Well, I'm not going to get up just for your convenience, am I darling? Just kiss the knee - no: the ankle. |
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| Kiss! |
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| So, anyway, Karen had a headache and went home early, so I had both of them to myself and - hmm? Noise, what noise? Oh: it's nothing, just my husband saying good morning. Anyway, they had me kneel on all fours and... |
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| Hurry up, darling. There's something I need to discuss with you. |
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| No, I'm fed up with you slobbering all over my shoes. You can kiss the floor. |
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| And kiss the cane, too, to show me how grateful you are. |
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| Kiss, then tell me how many you think you deserve today. |
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| Hmm? Oh - good morning. Actually, it's not morning but I suppose you weren't to know that. Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that I'll be away for a few weeks, so I'll fill the food hopper and put your shock collar on automatic. Oh - and it's our anniversary on Tuesday - that's the day after tomorrow. Your shock collar will be going on and off on all day, to make sure you don't sleep. You've so much to be grateful for, I thought you wouldn't want to miss a second of it. |