They've all got it... oh never mind.
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| I get reward points for spending on my SubbieCard. Every time I reach a certain threshold - a multiple of £20, actually so it's almost every week - I get to drop into the bank and get slapped hard across the face. |
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| I, on the other hand, fervently hope that she's going to behave exactly like this when we're married. |
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| The time's not wasted when it's helping the marriage to work. |
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| Goodness, that sounds quite scary. What a good thing there are so many competent women looking after it. |
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| It's a jungle out there. Much better off safe and sound behind bars. |